~* first ultra plan *~

[ultra_heroine]

ATTENTION

STUDENTS AND STAFF!

IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THE
RECENT WEREWOLF SIGHTINGS, PLEASE CONTACT ME,
HARUHI SUZUMIYA- 5TH YEAR GRYFFINDOR.
IF YOU ARE THE WEREWOLF, PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!
NON-LYCANTHROPES - YOU MAY REST EASILY IN THE
KNOWLEDGE THAT I WILL UNCOVER THE IDENTITY OF
THE WEREWOLF AMONG US.

THAT IS ALL

Comments

[9_tailed_ramen]

Oh! I saw the werewolf! I was playing with him for a little bit, because he was being really mean, so I turned into a fox with tentacle tails! It was pretty fun...and we ran for a bit, but then the werewolf took off somewhere else, and then it wasn't really fun.

I was going out to eat and stuff...

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[ultra_heroine]

Oh man, you got to play with it! Why do I always miss out on the fun!
Where did you see the werewolf? Did you get close enough to tell if it was a guy or a girl?

[ultra_heroine]

...hang on, you can turn into a fox? THAT' AMAZING! I've never even heard of werefoxes before! Are you a new breed! Can I seee?!!!!

[9_tailed_ramen]

I was just in the hallways outside the Gryffindor common room! And, uh, I was going to eat, so I was heading towards the kitchens...

I think it was a guy, but I haven't seen too many girl werewolves, so...

He was pretty big, and furry and he had a lot of sharp teeth, but after I whacked him on the head with a tail he went away. :(

SURE! Um, I'll meet you somewhere and I'll show you what the fox looks like! He's special because he has tentacles!

[ultra_heroine]

...probably male, around the gryffindor common room.
And if it ran off after one hit, it probably wasn't an adult werewolf... I'll have to investigate the Gryffindor males.

How long would you say he was? Nose to tail? And you're pretty sure about the male-thing?

REALLY?! That'd be AMAZING! Thanks~
How come I didn't know about this?! And tentacles!!? I had no idea werefoxes had tentacles! This is awesome!

[9_tailed_ramen]

Owei? Whaddya mean by investigate?

...I'll show you how large I was, but he seemed really small compared to me, and, uh, I'm pretty sure he was male.

As a fox I'm pretty irresistible, uh-huh!

...Well, they kind of don't, and I can change into more than just a fox, so...it's a really detailed charm.

...I was thinking of eating stuff with lots of arms and then a fox at the same time and I kind of ended up with a fox with tentacles for tails...

[impassive_eyes]

...you played with it???

[9_tailed_ramen]

Yeah? Well, I thought a wolf and a fox are really similar, and there's not many wolves around in Hogwarts, so I thought he'd enjoy a bit of company and stuff, so I turned into a fox!

...I don't know, apparently he got dizzy when I whacked him in the head with a tail, though, you've been hit with a fox tail at the Masquerade as well and it didn't make you dizzy, right?

[impassive_eyes]

I just-- I can't even...

You...played...with a werewolf.

I think you just beat me out for suicidal tendencies. Really.

[9_tailed_ramen]

Eh! He wouldn't've hurt me, he was just a puppy! Not a really cute one though, he was all snarly and growly and fur-standupy, but he wouldn't've been able to hurt me, really!

I am the Great Uzumaki Naruto after all! XD

[impassive_eyes]

*bangs head against wall*

[9_tailed_ramen]

Ne, Sasuke-teme, you'll cause brain damage and then Sakura-chan will have to heal you and she'll get pissed off at you causing unnecessary damage to yourself!