~* first ultra plan *~

[ultra_heroine]

ATTENTION

STUDENTS AND STAFF!

IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THE
RECENT WEREWOLF SIGHTINGS, PLEASE CONTACT ME,
HARUHI SUZUMIYA- 5TH YEAR GRYFFINDOR.
IF YOU ARE THE WEREWOLF, PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!
NON-LYCANTHROPES - YOU MAY REST EASILY IN THE
KNOWLEDGE THAT I WILL UNCOVER THE IDENTITY OF
THE WEREWOLF AMONG US.

THAT IS ALL

Comments

[link_to_the_net]

So...why do you want to look for said werewolf?

[ultra_heroine]

Because werewolves are AWESOME!
They're so much more interesting than normal humans~ and I want to know what it's like to be a wolf.

Where were you that night?! Did you see it??

[link_to_the_net]

Um....I d-don't know what you're talking about....

I was....IN BED! Yes, in bed.

OoC: Yes, Link is a terrible liar.

[ultra_heroine]

Tch. You missed it too?
I'm starting to think this might have been a prank by some of the older students. I haven't talked to anyone who saw the werewolf!

OOC: it's okay, Haruhi is generally as clueless as they come. She'll probably get bored and find something new to do before she finds out who it really was...

[link_to_the_net]

Sorry to hear you're so disappointed. You never know, you might find him.

[ultra_heroine]

How do you know it's a him?!

[link_to_the_net]

Um....

I just assumed. 'Cause women aren't stupid enough to get bitten, right?

[ultra_heroine]

. . . are you sure you were in bed while the werewolf was roaming around?

[link_to_the_net]

...

Of course!

...

[incendio_octa]

Che I wish, princess.

Geez should have thought of that prank ages ago.

[ultra_heroine]

Real werewolves are much more exciting than pranks!

Since not everyone has my genius, so it's to be expected.