~* first ultra plan *~

[ultra_heroine]

ATTENTION

STUDENTS AND STAFF!

IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION REGARDING THE
RECENT WEREWOLF SIGHTINGS, PLEASE CONTACT ME,
HARUHI SUZUMIYA- 5TH YEAR GRYFFINDOR.
IF YOU ARE THE WEREWOLF, PLEASE MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN!
NON-LYCANTHROPES - YOU MAY REST EASILY IN THE
KNOWLEDGE THAT I WILL UNCOVER THE IDENTITY OF
THE WEREWOLF AMONG US.

THAT IS ALL

Comments

[bitter_inferno]

I see you're leading a subtle and thorough investigation, amiga.

[ultra_heroine]

Naturally!

Did you see anything suspicious with your lazer mask, Professor?

[bitter_inferno]

The leaves that cover the forest trails will never throw off the nose of a honed hunting dog.

There are some interesting scents to be followed. That much is certain.

[OOC: I am laughing really hard, and Godot is intensely amused. She just joined his list of "students worth his time" XD]

1/2

[ultra_heroine]

...the leaves that who what?!

2/2

[ultra_heroine]

Well, whatever scents there are, I'm still going to discover who it is!
And you didn't answer my question- do you know anything about the werewolf?! You are a professor after all.

[ooc: XD YAY! And if he's amused, he's more likely to be off his guard, which will give her a chance to figure out exactly what this guy's deal is!]

[bitter_inferno]

I'm sure you'll uncover all the school's mysteries before my coffee has a chance to cool.

If I tell you, doesn't that take the fun out of the puzzle?

[OOC: GODOT WILL NEVER BE TAKEN OFF GUARD! Except he might.]

[ultra_heroine]

You do know something, professor! Tell me, is he one of the staff or a student?
Do they even go to Hogwarts!

[OOC: HARUHI WILL BE THERE. >D]

[bitter_inferno]

How many different pebbles lie at the bottom of the lake and how many ripples did each send across the surface?

I'm but a simple philosopher, amiga.

[OOC: GOOD GRACIOUS! lllO ...He is having so much fun with this XD]

[ultra_heroine]

I'm not asking about ripples! You know I'll find out with or without your help, Professor, so my investigations will go a whole lot faster if you tell me what you know~!

Like hell you are. I bet you're the werewolf.

[bitter_inferno]

The blind can't lead the blind.

[OOC: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE REALLY IS 8D Also, laaaaaawl XD She's amazing!]

[ultra_heroine]

Are you blind? Is that why you wear the mask...?

Well- well, if the not-blind won't share what they know then it's useless!
Hmph. You're no use at all, Professor!

[OOC: BUT HE CANNOT BE. THAT IS TOO SIMPLE. HARUHI WILL FIND OUT ABOUT HIS SECRET LIFE AS A MEMBER OF THE SS, THAT SHE WILL.]