ATTENTION!

[ultra_detective]

I'm in a strange world again! This even better, it's all new! Not some crappy alter version of school like before! Though I can't imagine why there is a computer here. Must be do to how hard I worked to get it!

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

MY NAME IS HARUHI SUZUMIYA, COMMANDER OF THE SOS BRIGADE!

I HAVE NO INTEREST IN NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS, BUT IF YOU ARE AN ALIEN, TIMETRAVELER OR ESPER, CONTACT ME!

That is all.

Damn, I wish Kyon were here with me this time too...