ATTENTION! MISSING PERSON!
LISTEN UP!
I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY CALLED HIRUMA YOUICHI
HE'S TALL WITH SPIKY BLOND HAIR AND POINTED TEETH AND EARS.
A MORONIC DISPOSITION.
HE'S LATE GETTING BACK AND BETTER NOT BE SKIRTING ON HIS DUTIES.
If you see him, please contact me- Haruhi Suzumiya: SOS Brigade Commander.