ALIENS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED.

[ultra_detective]

I have just come into contact with an Alien! Isn't it amazing and he's evidently a magical alien. He can make his arm glow and stuff. He has glowing eyes and really long silver hair and strange clothes, all to be expected of an alien

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[cloaked_nobody]

Alien?

[ultra_detective]

Yes.

Alien.

Is it that complex?

[cloaked_nobody]

What is an alien?

[ultra_detective]

Someone that comes from another planet out in space!

[cloaked_nobody]

Wouldn't that make you an alien?

[ultra_detective]

No.

I don't come from another planet

Idiot.

[cloaked_nobody]

But you are on this planet, which you're not from making you and alien, am I correct?

[ultra_detective]

For all we know this is earth.

And still, he's not human.

[cloaked_nobody]

This cannot be Earth. I've heard so much about it but I never thought it existed.