Comments | ultimatexshield: [ IC ] ♠ The Beast of Dublith // Boredom // Phone // iii

ultimatexshield

[ IC ] ♠ The Beast of Dublith // Boredom // Phone // iii

Jan 21, 2011 22:54

[ LUCKILY FOR YOU, ENVY. Greed hasn't figured out the crazy woman he's staying with is you. So until then, he thinks that it'll be useful to filter his phone calls once he gets himself established and lays down some roots in this place. ] Hey Tak, wanna help a guy out? 'Few things came up and I might need to filter some phone calls.

Oh and while I'm ( Read more... )

fuck you wrath, greed, [ ic ], hay sweet cheeks, voice

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Boredom fixed. <3 envytheparfait January 22 2011, 05:09:09 UTC

[storms in the room like a BITCH OWNING THE PLACE and flings a pan straight for Greed's head]

<3 ultimatexshield January 22 2011, 05:29:19 UTC

[ WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.

Surprised grunt, ducking. BUT THEN A SMIRK. ] Aren't you a regular firecracker.~ What say you come on over here and put all that extra energy to use?

envytheparfait January 22 2011, 05:35:11 UTC

[DAMNIT.

Indifferent expression on her face, as if she didn't just fling a metal object at someone's head. Ohno. Why would she ever do something like that?]

If you give me a moment, [sweet smile] I'll go over there with a knife to shove you in the freaking gut~

ultimatexshield January 22 2011, 05:43:41 UTC

[ AH HA.

Lounges back in the chair, propping an ankle on his knee. ] Take your time, sweets.~

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godisachild January 22 2011, 05:46:13 UTC

You know Tak?

ultimatexshield January 22 2011, 05:52:57 UTC

She's a monstrosity after my own heart.~

godisachild January 22 2011, 05:55:00 UTC

Yeah, she's pretty awesome.

If you're looking for her, last I saw her she was droned again since early this month.

ultimatexshield January 22 2011, 06:00:44 UTC

Huh, well ain't that a bitch.

Think you'd be able to tell me how to filter these calls? I've got a pest problem.~

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insectoidalien January 23 2011, 02:39:30 UTC

What?

[What is tact]

ultimatexshield January 23 2011, 03:31:14 UTC

Oh there ya are, gorgeous.~

Figured it'd be best if I learned how to stay off the radar here, too.

insectoidalien January 23 2011, 19:50:05 UTC

Don't call me that.

It generally involves not doing stupid things that would give the town a reason to drone you, at least not in plain sight. If I really have to explain this to you, I may have to rethink our alliance.

ultimatexshield January 24 2011, 04:16:47 UTC

[ Highly amused laughter. ]

Nah, you're misunderstandin' me. 'Never told me how to filter calls, Tak.

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OHAI wristsniper January 23 2011, 03:57:59 UTC

...That bastard isn't here.

HAY BBY. WHERE YOU BEEN ALL MAI LIEF? ultimatexshield January 23 2011, 04:03:34 UTC

Well fuck.

'Had a bone to pick with brother dearest.~ [ Defensive snarl subtly creeps into his voice. Still his suave nonchalance overall, though. ]

You see him, do me a favor and lemme know, would ya, sweets?

oh you know... here... there... wristsniper January 23 2011, 04:13:34 UTC

[Her tone, on the other hand, would kill even with even an ounce of fear in their constitution. She knows full well that dead people can show up here. Don't think all the hideous things she'd do to Bradley while he's just normal have not crossed her mind.

Every night. Repeatedly. Hell, she dreams about it.

Not that she's bitter, mind you... she just HATED HIM THAT MUCH. The only person she hates more is that "Father" guy. Oh, and Mustang.]

I can't promise the body would be intact.

'Been thinkin about ya since our last rendevous in junefield ♥ ultimatexshield January 23 2011, 04:23:06 UTC

[ Sounds like Greed's got a new best friend. ]

He won't stay down long. You're free to have at 'em until I got there.

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