I have become very aware of idiots on the road lately; the double zebra crossing on Cotham Brow is a death trap because NO-ONE FUCKING STOPS! I also got beeped at whilst waiting for the light to change at a pelican crossing - the wanker in the truck seemed to think that just because he stopped I should immediately cross. I WAS WAITING FOR THE GREEN MAN LIKE I WAS TAUGHT!
Sounds like me. Is that why you called me? I didn't realise until later that night. The vibrate function on my phone has the vibrancy of a wet weekend in skegness. Sorry.
Almost everyone who drives a car in Bristol is a complete idiot. The driving in Bristol is very agressive, and people routinely shoot the lights. However, there are also many idiot cyclists and pedestians in Bristol adding to the mess.
Its a well known fact that all managers are thick. Basically the higher up the ladder they get, the less oxygen there is. My theory is that most managers are suffering from Oxygen narcosis which is why you have to speak slowly and use short words. My favourite saying about managers is:
"Managers are like monkeys - the higher up the tree they climb, the more of their arse they show"
And as for those guys who walk around all day with vinaigrette down their shirt - don't get me started...
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Almost everyone who drives a car in Bristol is a complete idiot. The driving in Bristol is very agressive, and people routinely shoot the lights. However, there are also many idiot cyclists and pedestians in Bristol adding to the mess.
Its a well known fact that all managers are thick. Basically the higher up the ladder they get, the less oxygen there is. My theory is that most managers are suffering from Oxygen narcosis which is why you have to speak slowly and use short words. My favourite saying about managers is:
"Managers are like monkeys - the higher up the tree they climb, the more of their arse they show"
And as for those guys who walk around all day with vinaigrette down their shirt - don't get me started...
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