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[ultimate_dad]

I just received a rather uncomforting log from the AIM... thing-y. From Fernald. I dare not speak of its contents.

Instead I shall copy and paste them here (once I figure out how) for all to see. But first I must ask how to do a... cut... thingy...

Okay! You didn't just read that. I am all-knowing because I am Count Olaf!


Ms Triangle Eyes: Ferny!
Ms Triangle Eyes: *pounce*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: yez/
Ms Triangle Eyes: Yay Ferny. :)
HOOK THIS YOU HO: sotp calnig me taht god fionaa
Ms Triangle Eyes: *frown* Aye, but...
HOOK THIS YOU HO: i;ll throew up on yohj onve my hanfopvsr's goonae
Ms Triangle Eyes: *blink* Um... please... don't throw up?
HOOK THIS YOU HO: tehn stokp cakkng mde frney
Ms Triangle Eyes: But! It's what I'm used to!@
Ms Triangle Eyes: I don't want to call you anything else.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: I DLNT' CAFER
Ms Triangle Eyes: Aye?! Well I do!
HOOK THIS YOU HO: MY OPLINON IZ MROFE IM[PERTANGT
Ms Triangle Eyes: What if I told you that I don't want you calling me Fiona anymore, huh?
Ms Triangle Eyes: What would you call me then?
Ms Triangle Eyes: And it better not be what I think it is.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: itr iz a hahaaahahahahfjd
Ms Triangle Eyes: *glare*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: waht/
Ms Triangle Eyes: *glaaaare*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: WAHTTTTT??!?/////
Ms Triangle Eyes: *hiss*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: tarengl eeyiez
Ms Triangle Eyes: Oh fuck you.
Ms Triangle Eyes: *huff*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: god fiopna y;ouer ognly 043 don]tt sazy taht
Ms Triangle Eyes: I can say whatever I want.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: no
Ms Triangle Eyes: Yes.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: nta wehnn im aronud
Ms Triangle Eyes: Aye, I'm a big girl now. That means I can do whatever I want.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: hav youv evrn hacd sxe yat////?
Ms Triangle Eyes: *blush* Only you know the answer to that one.
Ms Triangle Eyes: I think.
Ms Triangle Eyes: *cough*]
HOOK THIS YOU HO: welxd untifl yove fauced sxomeoe ohter tahn yourde brofthr it doeznt cont ansd yohu cantp sazy fudck
Ms Triangle Eyes: *huff* Fuckity fuck fuck.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: SOTP.
Ms Triangle Eyes: You!
HOOK THIS YOU HO: SSTPO WAHT@
Ms Triangle Eyes: Being an idiot! Aye!
HOOK THIS YOU HO: yobu spsto barinfg a smartgasss
Ms Triangle Eyes: But I am smart.
Ms Triangle Eyes: So it shouldn't be a problem, Ferny.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: gtranglre eiyz
Ms Triangle Eyes: Ferny.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: ttrandflgr ruyes
Ms Triangle Eyes: Ferny.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: sotp
HOOK THIS YOU HO: !!!!!!!!!!
Ms Triangle Eyes: You stop.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: sotop wahtttt
Ms Triangle Eyes: Being a drunken fool idiot of a brother, that's what! Aye!
HOOK THIS YOU HO: i elik bensg druank
Ms Triangle Eyes: Well, I don't.
Ms Triangle Eyes: You need to stop it.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: yove jzust don]t laike it becusaz of tathr onse taime
Ms Triangle Eyes: I thought you didn't want to bring that subject up.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: yoe focrted me
Ms Triangle Eyes: *gasp* Aye!
Ms Triangle Eyes: I most certainly did not!
Ms Triangle Eyes: I was only 11!
HOOK THIS YOU HO: ingto talsking abut it nodw i ment
Ms Triangle Eyes: Did not.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: yes yod difd
Ms Triangle Eyes: Aye, you know what?
HOOK THIS YOU HO: aandf adsmitr it, YOU LEIKED ITT!!1
Ms Triangle Eyes: Aye!
Ms Triangle Eyes: Are you listening to me?
HOOK THIS YOU HO: NO.
Ms Triangle Eyes: .....
Ms Triangle Eyes: Just shut up and kiss me.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: ....
HOOK THIS YOU HO: no
Ms Triangle Eyes: Aye, you know you want to.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: no
Ms Triangle Eyes: Yes.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: on
Ms Triangle Eyes: Don't make me.
Ms Triangle Eyes: Because I'll do it.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: dso wwaht
Ms Triangle Eyes: *kiss* That.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: sotp
Ms Triangle Eyes: *giggle* Why?
HOOK THIS YOU HO: oalf wfll gezt aamd
Ms Triangle Eyes: *frown* You have a point. I still do owe him.
Ms Triangle Eyes: ... *covers mouth*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: WAHT?@!?!?!??!1/1//1
Ms Triangle Eyes: Nothing!
Ms Triangle Eyes: I said nothing!
Ms Triangle Eyes: Shit.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: TELD ME RAFGHT NOW.
Ms Triangle Eyes: No!
Ms Triangle Eyes: I'm not telling you anything.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: YOLL KIESS ME BUIT WON[T TEJKL ME SJHIT????????
Ms Triangle Eyes: *nod* Mmhm!
Ms Triangle Eyes: Isn't that what a brother's for?
HOOK THIS YOU HO: NO.
Ms Triangle Eyes: Ayeee. *pinches your cheek*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: OW.
Ms Triangle Eyes: *smile*
HOOK THIS YOU HO: *glare*
Ms Triangle Eyes: I love you~
HOOK THIS YOU HO: noa.
Ms Triangle Eyes: Yes.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: on.
Ms Triangle Eyes: And you know it.
Ms Triangle Eyes: Yes, Ferny!
HOOK THIS YOU HO: NO.
Ms Triangle Eyes: YES.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: NO TRAGUNDLE EHSYES.
Ms Triangle Eyes: ..... What? Do you have someone else? Like... Oh... I don't know....
Ms Triangle Eyes: OLAF?
HOOK THIS YOU HO: EW GRROESSSS NO.
Ms Triangle Eyes: Don't deny it.
Ms Triangle Eyes: You two have been drunk together quite often.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: PKAYINICSLLY.
Ms Triangle Eyes: Aye. Right.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: raght.
Ms Triangle Eyes: .... I love you.
HOOK THIS YOU HO: wahtevar