Sep 14, 2006 14:04
please everyone.. pray for me.
if you dont believe in god. pray to what ever higher being you so choose- for me.
if you dont believe in an higher being... cross your fingers- for me
if you dont have any fingers to cross... aviod cracks in the sidewalks because they break your mothers back.. but wear your lucky socks-for me
if you believe in lucky socks... grab that jar of change sitting on your desk, the one thats mostly filled with pennies, run-dont walk-to the nearest fountain and make as many wishes in my favor- for me
im applying to be an intern at the UCB theatre in NYC
pray for me
pray that my cover letter is professional and funny
pray that my resume emphasizes my accomplishments
pray that they take one look and say, "we have to have her"
get down on those knees and pray till your eyes bleed
pray till jesus says "in the name of ME AND MY DAD, SHUT UP!"
PRAY PRAY PRAY PRAY
thank you