fuckin jessica simpson and her perfect body

[uloveugly]

no matter how hard i try..... i cant get my beer belly to go away. i do 300 crunches every night, fuckin pilates every day, im on the special k diet. the only thing thats shrinking are my melons, my big glorious boobies (the source of my tips!!!)

i know the solution is to stop drinking beer...or go to the gym. but both kinda sound unrealistic to me. i should just go to the gym.

ahhhh