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[ulovematthew]

(x) been drunk.
(x) smoked pot.
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex.
(x) kissed a member of the same sex.
(x) kissed your best friend
( ) crashed a friend's car.
( ) been to japan.
(x) rode in a taxi.
(x) been in love.
(x) had sex.
( ) had sex in public.
(x) been dumped.
(x) shoplifted.
(x) been fired.
( ) been in a fist fight.
( ) had a threesome.
(x) snuck out of my parent's house.
( ) been tied up. (sexually)
(x) been caught masturbating.
( ) pissed on myself.
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex.
( ) been arrested.
( ) made out with a stranger.
( ) did other sexual acts with a stanger
(x) stole something from my job.
( ) went on a blind date.
(x) lied to a friend.
(xXx) had a crush on a teacher.
( ) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans.
( ) been to europe.
(x) skipped school.
( ) slept with a co-worker.
( ) cut myself on purpose.
( ) had sex at the office.