Constantine

Mar 15, 2005 23:45

I saw it today. Of course, I couldn't JUST go to the cinema and see it.
From the beginning. We have this kind of spiritual lessons, I don't know how you call it. Before Easter. So we've got three normal lessons a day. And since I'm no believer, well, a Christian, I don't go on these. Only on the normal ones. And therefore, I'm free quite early. So I thought I'd go to the cinema and see the movie, because I've seen all the trailers and they were fantastic and oh. But then Peter IMed me he wanted to go too, he'd give me a ride. The movie started 11.30, I finished school at 10.50, I waited for him.
Guess when he arrived.
11.25.
I thought I'd kill him. Why? Oh, because my sister and my friend said they want to go too and they'd wait for us in the cinema. They bought tickets for themselves already. And we didn't make it. Cool.
At first I was very angry, because Peter's always late, whenever he makes an appointment, but then, when I thought of what Oki and my sis would to him anyway, I got over it and told him to buy me a lunch to apologize. Then we went to have a coffee, waited for the girls and went to see the movie by ourselves.
Now. The movie.
The movie is very nice, not so fantastic as I thought it would be, but it was a pleasure to see it. I am a devoted fan of Keanu Reeves, who will never get older and looks gorgeous and a little skinny, which is very sexy. Poor little movie superstar. I read this article lately, about how depressed he constantly is. I feel sorry for you, Keanu, really. You can call me anytime you want. If you don't mind I'm 24 years older. What difference does it make, right?
Back to the movie - I really likes Tilda Swinton as Gabriel. She had this hermaphroditial look an angel should have. It was really - cool. Plus, the end was brilliant. How they treated Constantine. I laughed very hard at the gum. But mostly, it was it, I had fun, I was joking with Peter, like in the scene when Gabriel goes back to the swimming pool after shouting at Constantine.
"And from that moment, the spirit of Gabriel haunted everyone who would take a bath in this pool".
Also, I didn't like the whole mess with holy water, holy guns, woo, so Buffylike. As much as I, ahem, liked Buffy, that's not it.
But still, I would go again just to see Keanu.
Oh, and at the end? The gum? Peter looked at me very strangely. Yes, I'm a smoker. I admit it. I don't smoke 30 cigarettes a day, like Constantine, actually I haven't smoked for two weeks though I have a pack of cigarettes. But I will smoke. I don't care about my health.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY HEALTH. YES. I smoke, I drink, I don't do drugs though (but I'd like to try marijuana), I drink Diet Coke which kills, because it has aspartam in it, which causes brain cancer and other funny stuff, I read an article about it a couple of days ago. I want to die young and I have my reasons.
Which I won't tell. For now.
So bite me, Peter, I won't stop smoking just because you don't like it. Stop smelling.
Because, my lads, Peter has a smelling fetish. He always says that I smell nice. I use lilies-of-the-valley perfume.
OK, this starts to be too random. Bye bye.

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