YEAH SURE WHATEVER!
OH HOLY ALAN: HI BEANS!!!
Ulic3000: HI ALAN!!!
Ulic3000: :::::puts on camp candy theme picks up a battle axe and heads to local supermarket::::: I am off to do battle! well once the working day si done
OH HOLY ALAN: you saw my post? :-)
OH HOLY ALAN: I posted the Camp Candy theme mp3 :-)
Ulic3000: yeah its the shit!
OH HOLY ALAN: I tried to post the lyrics but no such luck
OH HOLY ALAN: i'm a lump of shit :::attempts suicide:::
Ulic3000: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kill the muppets there everywhere
Ulic3000: dont let those little babies fool you
Ulic3000: they will bite your fingers off!
OH HOLY ALAN: it's terrible I'm so dead now
OH HOLY ALAN: <----dead
Ulic3000: Whips out a cup of wishes(secret of mana style) brings Oh Holy Alan back form the dead and proclaims this day forth shall be known as easter 2 the search for more holy figures
OH HOLY ALAN: :::eats a fairy:::
Ulic3000: Wheres my master sword at yo?!?!?
OH HOLY ALAN: you don't get one. That's your penance for trying to whore out those three girls from last night.
OH HOLY ALAN: don't deny it
Ulic3000: I deny nothing I thought you could use a good time
OH HOLY ALAN: "Hey Lauren try to take Kevin to the bathroom" :::wink wink nudge nudge::: "Hey Elaina you look like you wanna ride Nos for a while :::nudge nudge:::" "Hey Elyse I bet Slappy needs a good bodyslamming on an iron maiden.....sexually :::wink:::"
OH HOLY ALAN: i heard you say all that
OH HOLY ALAN: shame on you
OH HOLY ALAN: all they wnated to do was BOWL
OH HOLY ALAN: their PASSIONS interfered by BESTIAL LUST!!!
Ulic3000: Dude I was just trying to get everybody out of there to have some alone time with you
OH HOLY ALAN: which i admire, I swear
OH HOLY ALAN: but your tactics are DEPLORABLE!
Ulic3000: Alls fair in love and naked bowling!!!!!
OH HOLY ALAN: and cake
OH HOLY ALAN: all's fair in cake.
Ulic3000: And anal?
OH HOLY ALAN: no. you gotta work for that with girls. They think it "hurts" and "makes them bleed" :::rolls eyes::: WHATEVER.
Ulic3000: I guess I need to learn from the master The Almighty Anal BArbarian himself BURGIO
OH HOLY ALAN: yeah he's bi on the anal thing
OH HOLY ALAN: ....er, BIG on the anal thing
OH HOLY ALAN: not BI
OH HOLY ALAN: BIG
OH HOLY ALAN: he only does girl's asses
Ulic3000: But (no pun intended) of course
OH HOLY ALAN: damn beans you are a pain in the ASS (pun intended)
Ulic3000: :::bows head in shame and puts shotgun in mouth::::
OH HOLY ALAN: :::engages in sexual intercourse with a sprite can:::
Ulic3000: ::::whips out Camera and a bowl of fried rice::::
OH HOLY ALAN: creamed asparagus
Ulic3000: mokeys paw
OH HOLY ALAN: naked Kevin
Ulic3000: breiman in drag
OH HOLY ALAN: Kevin, in drag, doing leg squats
Ulic3000: with breiman bending over in front of him
OH HOLY ALAN: and Jack on the other side, dressed as a sexed out clown
Ulic3000: before or after we pay for his boob job?
OH HOLY ALAN: oh after of course
Ulic3000: just checking but he keeps the chest hair!!!!
OH HOLY ALAN: ......wow thats nasty
OH HOLY ALAN: lol
Ulic3000: lmao
OH HOLY ALAN: i mean goddamn
OH HOLY ALAN: that's just
OH HOLY ALAN: dude
OH HOLY ALAN: seriously
Ulic3000: I know dude
Ulic3000: I know
Ulic3000: I must be off The eye comes from the west and I shall meet him on the battle field...for I carry my trusty Spork