Oh, marvellous - my balance is fine!
Great news. According to today's specialist (seen for the first time), because scans show nothing wrong that can be surgically altered, I must be physically fine and there was no reason at all for his predecessor (the head of department, till he retired) to have been seeing me.
Therefore I'm insane instead of physically ill, and he recommends seeking psychiatric assistance.
If someone can find an insanity that destroys your sense of balance and has you constantly nauseous and dizzy, I will gladly seek treatment for it.
Till then, I shall be idly plotting the demise of idiot medics who want to cross names off their roster of patients.
Apologies if I am in a vile mood for the foreseeable future. This idiot could cost me access to the drugs that permit me to do anything with any reliability at all.
Therefore I'm insane instead of physically ill, and he recommends seeking psychiatric assistance.
If someone can find an insanity that destroys your sense of balance and has you constantly nauseous and dizzy, I will gladly seek treatment for it.
Till then, I shall be idly plotting the demise of idiot medics who want to cross names off their roster of patients.
Apologies if I am in a vile mood for the foreseeable future. This idiot could cost me access to the drugs that permit me to do anything with any reliability at all.