My tweets
- Thu, 17:01: Doctors say he was sweating profusely... https://t.co/strhuYvUMs
- Thu, 18:59: Just stuck my head under my blanket to muffle the sound of the missus nagging because I'd forgotten to load the dishwasher; then I realised I'd just farted under there. Oops. Own goal.
- Thu, 22:07: Fire. Gotta be done. https://t.co/pYlTZbpQxI