Happy Birthday
Its might be late but here goes anyway:
To the ass-licking, belching, cunning cunt, Delta-Delta-Delta destroying, eschaton-ic, fun-bag piercing, gift of gabbing, hell in hot-heels, infamous, jute-joint-jezzabelle, kitty-kuddlin', loquacious, mischievous, necrophilia nympho, ostentatiously outrageous, purple-to-pink colored hair, quintessential southern belle, randy, sole gin sucking, tequila tonguing, urination play time, vicious vixen, wasted in the wastebasket, x-abitionist, younger then ya'll, zippidy-do-da zit, happy fucking birthday Bi-oOo-tch!
I'm broke as shit, so here's you card, i though you might like this better then any Halmark BS anyway. Rock on my friend. (Stick some 'Nilla wafers in some of your orifices and think of me, you know I like the ear above all else!)
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BACH!!!
To the ass-licking, belching, cunning cunt, Delta-Delta-Delta destroying, eschaton-ic, fun-bag piercing, gift of gabbing, hell in hot-heels, infamous, jute-joint-jezzabelle, kitty-kuddlin', loquacious, mischievous, necrophilia nympho, ostentatiously outrageous, purple-to-pink colored hair, quintessential southern belle, randy, sole gin sucking, tequila tonguing, urination play time, vicious vixen, wasted in the wastebasket, x-abitionist, younger then ya'll, zippidy-do-da zit, happy fucking birthday Bi-oOo-tch!
I'm broke as shit, so here's you card, i though you might like this better then any Halmark BS anyway. Rock on my friend. (Stick some 'Nilla wafers in some of your orifices and think of me, you know I like the ear above all else!)
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY BACH!!!