Monologue for a Friend

Mar 16, 2006 19:09

A friend of mine asked my to write a sadistic and edgy monologue... so I took up the challenge.

I think I'm as normal and happy as any other person I know. Every morning I wake up, brush my teeth, change to my school clothes and feed my dog before going to school. And I do what every normal person does at school. But all of that is boring, it's when I come home when things get to become fun. Firstly, I take out all my anger and frustration from school by cutting, my pet cat, that is. Once all my anger has left my system I can go on to do other fun things. There are lots of pets at my home, a turtle, cat and a few birds. I had a dog once as well, but my science teacher once told us that we should do some extra research on canine anatomy. I decided my dog was the best ginea pig for this research. Who would've known my dog had so many organs left inside it even if I "forget" to feed it now and then. My turtle used to be slow, now it doesn't move at all. I wanted to see how fradgile a turtle's limbs were, but then mom got mad and I blamed it on the cat. The birds can fly, very fast in fact. That's why I poked out thier tiny little eyes out just to see them try to fly away and run into a wall or something. They can't move around in thier cages either, the cat ripped off all thier right legs. As for my cat, I love it the most out of all the pets. Even though most of it's fur is burnt off and its body is full of scars. One time, I wondered if the cat's tail was just another animal stuck to the cat. I guess I was wrong. After all my fun is over, I wash off the "rasberry" stains of my hands with lots of soap and crawl into bed to sleep, Just like any other normal person would.
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