Thirteenth Strike (In Which Ling Tong Meets teh Interwebs) [Voice

[ukilledmyfather]

What. The. HELL?!

GAN NING?!

Of...of all the people in the whole damned army--Hell, in China--these weird "internet" people want to see me with HIM?!

He's...he's an arrogant, stupid, useless jerk! I'd as soon die as make friends with him, much less...ugh.

I hate this curse.

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[candyswords]

People on the Internet are very strange. I heard that boredom tends to be the motivation.

Are you an OTP, too?

Lawl, Gan Ning's in his "asoiwhfoihqoinwe" icons, too | Voice

[ukilledmyfather]

Strange...I don't think that even covers it!

Am I part of a what?

[candyswords]

An OTP? It is something people on the Internet like to say. I believe someone explained it to me as a "One True Pairing?" I think it means that people are obsessed with the idea of you being together.

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[ukilledmyfather]

"One True"...What?

That...I guess that sounds like what people are doing, yeah. But it doesn't make any sense! I hate that son of a bitch!

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[candyswords]

Don't ask me~

I don't really understand the people on the Internet, and maybe that's the point? They do things because it doesn't make any sense.

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[ukilledmyfather]

That's...they've got that kind of free time? Is this normal for "internets"? Did they stick you in an "OTP" with someone you want to kill, too?

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[candyswords]

Apparently, they do. They have a lot of free time.

...and I don't know if anything is normal for the Internet. And no, they didn't. Not with someone I want to kill.

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[ukilledmyfather]

"Normal" might not be an idea they have there, no.

Well, it's not so bad if you got someone you actually like...