Sicklog. Stardate 4017
It's not actually 4017.
However, I am wheezing and dry coughing. I'm giving myself until monday, since I'm pretty sure, for some stupid reason, the student wellness center is closed on the weekends. The last time this sort of coughing happened, my doctors (inept as they were, being from the Ohio Valley) thought I had developed asthma (at 16), gave me an inhaler which I had an allergic reaction to and almost died (humorous anecdotal aside, there), then decided maybe I was getting pneumonia. Unsurprisingly, as Ohio Valley doctors are apt to do, they put me on antibiotics that did not work, and I ended up having to get a new prescription.
Maybe it's just me. Maybe I am somehow cultivating highly mutated bacteria and viruses that are immune to antibiotics because of my crazy immune system. Maybe I am immune to the zombie virus. I will be humanity's only hope when a new form of malaria that causes immediate death and reanimation spreads out of the southern part of Africa and into the developed countries of the world.
I need to get me a boomstick and a chainsaw, if that's the case. Also, Milia Jovovich.
However, I am wheezing and dry coughing. I'm giving myself until monday, since I'm pretty sure, for some stupid reason, the student wellness center is closed on the weekends. The last time this sort of coughing happened, my doctors (inept as they were, being from the Ohio Valley) thought I had developed asthma (at 16), gave me an inhaler which I had an allergic reaction to and almost died (humorous anecdotal aside, there), then decided maybe I was getting pneumonia. Unsurprisingly, as Ohio Valley doctors are apt to do, they put me on antibiotics that did not work, and I ended up having to get a new prescription.
Maybe it's just me. Maybe I am somehow cultivating highly mutated bacteria and viruses that are immune to antibiotics because of my crazy immune system. Maybe I am immune to the zombie virus. I will be humanity's only hope when a new form of malaria that causes immediate death and reanimation spreads out of the southern part of Africa and into the developed countries of the world.
I need to get me a boomstick and a chainsaw, if that's the case. Also, Milia Jovovich.