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May 18, 2010 22:42

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[voicemail]- backdated to immediately after Hope and Xion's log. good_breakfast August 12 2010, 20:25:40 UTC

Renge? Hi it's Hope. Listen... I can't believe I'm saying this with a straight face but...I need your help. Call me back as soon as you get this.

[And then he adds to make sure he has your absolute attention.]

....I just asked a girl out on a date.

[action] ukidoki_orgasm August 13 2010, 15:56:01 UTC

[oh ladida, it's been a pretty good day and - oh, I have a message? I could have sworn I didn't and...]

[listening]

[action] ukidoki_orgasm August 13 2010, 15:58:31 UTC

WHAT!?!?!

[callback] ukidoki_orgasm August 13 2010, 15:59:12 UTC

[ringring]

[voice] good_breakfast August 13 2010, 18:56:01 UTC

[Picks up.]

Hello?

Re: [voice] ukidoki_orgasm August 15 2010, 05:04:54 UTC

WHAT!?!?!

Re: [voice] good_breakfast August 15 2010, 05:25:50 UTC

[Thrusts phone an arms length away from him. Then brings the mouthpiece closer after she starts to die down.]

Hi Renge.

Re: [voice] ukidoki_orgasm August 15 2010, 05:29:07 UTC

[amazingly, she reigns in her voice.]

Hello Hope.

Re: [voice] good_breakfast August 15 2010, 05:44:16 UTC

[This instantly puts him on high alert.]

Um... yeah. So... I have a date as soon as the lockdown's over.

Re: [voice] ukidoki_orgasm August 15 2010, 05:44:57 UTC

So I've heard. Who's the darling girl?

Re: [voice] ukidoki_orgasm August 15 2010, 05:45:53 UTC

....or boy! Did you say it was a girl? If it's a boy, that's all the more moe~

Re: [voice] good_breakfast August 15 2010, 06:23:10 UTC

I said it was a GIRL. And you know it.

And no, there's no way I'm telling you her name yet. I don't want you to go embarassing her or forcing her into any date training. Besides, that's not why I asked your help. She... asked me a question that I'm not really sure how to answer.

Re: [voice] ukidoki_orgasm August 15 2010, 06:47:22 UTC

Oh. Well.

What's the question?

Re: [voice] good_breakfast August 15 2010, 20:45:15 UTC

.... she doesn't know what a date is. I do I just... never had to put it into words before.

Re: [voice] ukidoki_orgasm August 16 2010, 04:51:03 UTC

Oh.

Well.

[DIRECT HER TO ME AND I SHALL INSTRUCT HER!]

Tell her it's a romantic outing between the two of you. Or just that a date is just your excuse for spending more time with her.

Re: [voice] good_breakfast August 16 2010, 06:06:03 UTC

[OVER MY DEAD FIVE FOOT TALL BODY!!]

I told her the first one, and she still doesn't really get it. Then I said I'd show her what it meant and asked her out for ice cream once the lockdown's over.

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