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[PICK UP] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 05:27:39 UTC

Ah - hello?

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[PHONECALL] a_bad_egg July 9 2010, 05:32:55 UTC

Good evening, is there a Miss "Renge Houshakouji" home?

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Re: [PHONECALL] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 05:34:09 UTC

This is she.

[Can you hear the multitasking in the background?]

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Re: [PHONECALL] a_bad_egg July 9 2010, 05:39:23 UTC

Good evening, miss! My name is Tae and I have a special offer for you from the new cosmetic line of the universally-renowned beauty icon and movie star Krillax Vlaford! For just 500 credits a month, you can join the Vlaford Beauty Club and receive exclusive cosmetics from this exciting new line!

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Re: [PHONECALL] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 05:42:15 UTC

A beauty club? I had one of them back home, and it didn't cost me anything.

...But then again, it didn't have a movie star in it either....

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Re: [PHONECALL] a_bad_egg July 9 2010, 05:47:25 UTC

Yes! She's one of the universe's most beautiful and famous actresses, and she's won several Xxyak Award nominations for her work! Not to mention all the magazine covers.

Are you interested in her new line of products for eyes, mandibles, and claws--?

Er...Lips and nails?

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Re: [PHONECALL] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 05:53:26 UTC

I dunno. I've heard make up can ruin your face, and one as glorious as mine shouldn't be subject to crustaceans - or worse! - rashes brought on by alien make ups.

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Re: [PHONECALL] a_bad_egg July 9 2010, 05:56:05 UTC

I assure you our new line has been thoroughly tested and is perfectly safe for use on all carbon-based lifeforms, humans included!

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Re: [PHONECALL] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 06:02:43 UTC

Well...Do you use it?

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Re: [PHONECALL] a_bad_egg July 9 2010, 06:10:00 UTC

[No.]

Why, of course! Her moisturizers leave my skin soft and her nail polishes are bright and colorful!

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Re: [PHONECALL] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 06:13:07 UTC

...Er...I don't think so. I think I'd have to see this in a store or at least a magazine to buy it. Daddy says never trust blind investors.

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Re: [PHONECALL] a_bad_egg July 9 2010, 06:16:30 UTC

Well, they are on display this month at select salons and cosmetic boutiques around the SS Thor.....

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Re: [PHONECALL] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 06:46:47 UTC

Really? You wanna go shopping with me? We can look at them!

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Re: [PHONECALL] a_bad_egg July 9 2010, 06:55:06 UTC

--Ah--

Pardon?

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Re: [PHONECALL] ukidoki_orgasm July 9 2010, 07:01:45 UTC

Let's go shopping. You can show me these beauty products before I decide to buy into them~!

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