Mar 19, 2004 19:58
She went totally ape-shit on me today. She flipped out like she's never.. flupped? before. Is that even a word? The tiny one is angry because of my interview. Well it's good to know that she fux0rd it up for me.
Two becky's came in today and wanted some fucking Aguilera tickets. I told them when they were on sale and how they could get them, and then how much they'd be. They begged people in the store all day to collect $170 for tickets. I was impressed, I asked them if they'd be my girlfriends.
They informed me that they were 15. I said it shouldn't matter if they're going to wear high high high sweat pants with the word "BEAVER" all over the ass.
Suffice to say, they kidnapped Fred Bear and made him travel the store with them. Fred Bear had some wicked B.O. At first I thought it was Alyssa's sub sandwich, which had dubious amounts of onions on it. But no! It was the little scrawny geek boy.
That what I used to make punchy punchy at.
Stacy & I are going out to watch men strip tonight. We're gonna be chin deep in dick and there's nothing that can be done to stop it.
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happy grunyo.