Jun 11, 2006 01:40
Hey, so uh, I got this note...
Dear M. Lloyd,
I would like you to back away from Colette. I am highly jealous of you taking walks with a precious angel that should be mine. Should you ignore my request, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur to you.
I remain, your obediant servant,
O.G.
...I don't think this person understands that Lloyd is my first name. Where does the M. come from? And even then, it would be Dear Mr. Lloyd...I'm pretty sure.
And this person's kinda...possessive.
What's an OG anyway? Originally gold? Organ glands? I don't get it.
Seriously, whoever this servant guy is, he's acting like a total jerk. Colette's my friend and I'm not about to ditch her just because of some dumb note. I'm not an idiot, this guy is!
I'm not scared in the least, whoever you are, Organ Glands!