The Thursday of - Hey, wait, is that a Lib Dem?
10:45 - 11:45: Question Time
Featuring Conservative energy secretary Amber Rudd, Labour former cabinet minister Yvette Cooper, leader of the Liberal Democrats Tim Farron, deputy leader of UKIP Paul 'The Wrong' Nuttall and broadcaster Paul Mason.
11:45 - ohgodpleasemakeitstop: This Week
Michael was more than a little puzzled. Andrew had sent him a picture on Twitter featuring a picture of Liz as a shooting range, and his entire message had been a winking face. It was really quite worrying.
There was also the fact that Andrew was sitting across from him with an expectant look on his face.
"Well?" Andrew said, dragging out the 'e' for a tad too long.
Michael tried to ignore the raised eyebrows. "What exactly are you asking me?"
"Liz," Andrew replied, folding one hand on top of the other and leaning forwards. "What do you think?"
Michael sighed. Enough was enough. "Andrew, I don't want to go on a date with Liz. Stop asking me."
Andrew put on a mock hurt expression, which wasn't the least bit convincing. "Date? I meant to help clear some of those bat-monsters from the studio rafters. They ate three audience members last week."
"Oh." Michael looked back down at his phone. "In that case, I think she'd be quite suitable."