Oh look an agenda online IT'S NOT THAT HARD, LABOUR.
October 5
10:30 AM - 12:30 PM
Sajid Javid, Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills - "We Will Ex-ter-min-ate the Unions!"
John Whittingdale, Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport - "The BBC: Do We Really Need One?"
Patrick McLoughlin, Secretary of State for Transport - "Thank God We Just Re-Announced We're Electrifying the Midlands Mainline Two Seconds Before I Got to Manchester"
George Osborne, Chancellor of the Exchequer - "Can I Still Blame Labour for Our Terrible Productivity? Signs Point to Yes!"
2:30 - 4:00 PM
Amber Rudd, Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change - "Still Loling at Global Oil Prices, Scotland"
Greg Clark, Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government - "Cutting the Funding to Adult Social Care and Child Protection: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"
Liz Truss, Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - "Fox Hunting: a Key National Industry Only a Tory Government Is Brave Enough to Restore"
4:30 - 5:30 PM
"Review of the Organisation of the Conservative Party" (TOP SECRET NO PLEBS ALLOWED)
"Membership & Associations: It Turns Out You Don't Need Members If You Have Voters"
For anyone who wants to watch, BBC Parliament should be broadcasting it live here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcparliament