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10:35 - 11:35: Question Time
Featuring former Greek finance minister Yanis Varoufakis, Conservative former chancellor Ken Clarke MP, Labour's shadow leader of the House of Commons Chris Bryant MP, deputy chairman of Ukip Suzanne Evans and columnist and broadcaster Julia Hartley-Brewer.
11:35 - your eyes melt from your face: This Week
Alan cheerfully skipped into the This Week studio. He was looking forward to seeing Michael again (he was even looking forward to seeing Andrew again, just a little). He'd even picked out some extra-bright shirts for the occasion.
"Michael," he called out, as he reached Michael's dressing room. "You didn't come out to meet me. Are you sulking over Diane already?"
His face whitened as he poked his head into the dressing room. "You're - you're not Michael."
Indeed, it wasn't a flamboyantly pink shirt that greeted him. It was a very drab black suit, some very traditional glasses and some immaculately parted hair.
"The good people of This Week decided to invite me for a little tête-à-tête," Jacob said, smoothing down his suit. "I'm glad to say that I'm quite charmed to see you here too."