Lembit goes on a date - - - John Crace continues his fanfic on Westminster
Two Guardian articles relevant to our interests:
Lembit's date with girl-about-town Abi Titmuss
[Abi on Lembit] First impressions? He was very smartly dressed, he smelled good and he was very charismatic… and a lot more attractive in real life.
More Lembit fic plz?
John Crace might as well post the slashy bits of his Epic David/Nick/Gids Fic
Clegg: Would now be an opportune moment to mention ditching Trident?
Cameron: Now, now, Cleggster. You know you're not allowed to mention the T-word. Run along and make yourself look busy.
Clegg: Have you got any filing you need help with?
*cries at Nick!portrayal*
ETA: Another John Crace
Cameron: Ah, there you are. Be a good fag and roll up your sleeves and make us all some coffee.
Clegg: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Anything else? I'm at a bit of a loose end.
Um. Could he possibly insert 'yes, sir. Thank you, sir. May I have another?' somewhere in one of these?
Lembit's date with girl-about-town Abi Titmuss
[Abi on Lembit] First impressions? He was very smartly dressed, he smelled good and he was very charismatic… and a lot more attractive in real life.
More Lembit fic plz?
John Crace might as well post the slashy bits of his Epic David/Nick/Gids Fic
Clegg: Would now be an opportune moment to mention ditching Trident?
Cameron: Now, now, Cleggster. You know you're not allowed to mention the T-word. Run along and make yourself look busy.
Clegg: Have you got any filing you need help with?
*cries at Nick!portrayal*
ETA: Another John Crace
Cameron: Ah, there you are. Be a good fag and roll up your sleeves and make us all some coffee.
Clegg: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Anything else? I'm at a bit of a loose end.
Um. Could he possibly insert 'yes, sir. Thank you, sir. May I have another?' somewhere in one of these?