IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM YOUR QUEEN

[queenliztwo]

It has come to my attention that there are some concerns about the image that this country's politics and government will take due to the very apparent close relationship between the Prime Minister David Cameron, and his Deputy, Nick Clegg. I have decided, as the Queen, to voice my own opinions, and hopefully reassure

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[davidcameronpm]

I will not approve any ridiculous laws concerning the donation of the nation's bicycles to Cameron should his get stolen

:(

[m31andy]

David, I'm quite sure that the electorate won't be too harsh on you buying A DECENT LOCK on expenses. Even civil servants get interest-free loans for travel, you know.

[davidcameronpm]

I have had several decent locks in my time. It would seem that my enemies keep buying decent lock-picks :(

[itsdavidbitch]

Sucks to be you bitch

[davidcameronpm]

I'm going to have a word with your mother if you're not careful!

[itsdavidbitch]

You bastard. You wouldn't dare!

[davidcameronpm]

Wouldn't I?

[itsdavidbitch]

You tell my mum and I'll tell Cleggy about that night in Oxford with the bottle of schnapps.

[davidcameronpm]

Cleggy is a fine, decent human being with a great capacity for forgiveness.

Your mother, on the other hand...

[itsdavidbitch]

MRS MILIBAND IS A FINE WOMAN.

Besides, why are you like so obsessed with my mum? :O

[itsdavidbitch]

...

[davidcameronpm]

I'm not obsessed with your mum, Milliband!!! I merely wish to inform her that little Davey has been stealing and then bask in whatever punishment she doles you.

[itsdavidbitch]

I am afraid it might be like that time I "informed" Samantha of something. I believe it was around five or six months ago.

[queenliztwo]

If it is to your liking, I can donate one of my own bikes, with state of the art locks.

[davidcameronpm]

That's an extremely generous offer, Ma'am. If it wouldn't be too much trouble... *_*