Okay! Just let me book a flight... I can't believe I never forced my makeup skillz on you in Taiwan... I've forced them on everyone else in my immediately vicinity (I even glittered my cat once, but that was for Halloween)
I'm all forgetting now (it's late/early, don't blame me!)...
Hahahaha! Survival makeup! I'd like to see how the twigs factor in! But dude, I could use shit from nature. Charcoal (or a well burnt stick!) as liner, berries as lip stain, crushed talc for powder... Oh yeah, I'd get it done. If I were ever lost in the woods for awhile, I'd come out of that looking HOT. Also skinny, which is niiiice.
I SHOULD BE SLEEPING! I didn't even work on my Big Bang post of doom yesterday (or even go to the gym! I just slept... wtf is my life?!), which means today will be evil, and I'll have to do so much!
That is very true! I wonder if I could make some sort of perfume. Maybe I could at least sleep in my pine needles to give me a fresh pine scent (LIKE PINE-SOL!)...
This is making me want to live in the wilderness ala "My Side of the Mountain", which is still one of the best books ever.
Come do my eye makeup for me!!
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Okay! Just let me book a flight...
I can't believe I never forced my makeup skillz on you in Taiwan... I've forced them on everyone else in my immediately vicinity (I even glittered my cat once, but that was for Halloween)
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I think the reason I didn't makeup-ify you was that I felt all impotent without all of my makeup collection...
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Well that makes sense! You could do like "survival makeup" though. "How to look fucking hot with only black eyeliner and some twigs"!
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Hahahaha! Survival makeup! I'd like to see how the twigs factor in! But dude, I could use shit from nature. Charcoal (or a well burnt stick!) as liner, berries as lip stain, crushed talc for powder... Oh yeah, I'd get it done. If I were ever lost in the woods for awhile, I'd come out of that looking HOT. Also skinny, which is niiiice.
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HEHEHEHEHE. Make sure you have a stream or lake to bathe in or else you'll be hot, skinny, and smelly!
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That is very true! I wonder if I could make some sort of perfume. Maybe I could at least sleep in my pine needles to give me a fresh pine scent (LIKE PINE-SOL!)...
This is making me want to live in the wilderness ala "My Side of the Mountain", which is still one of the best books ever.
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Maybe you could do something with flowers and pine needles? As long as you can bathe, you should be fine!
OH MY GOD I KNOW. I fucking LOVE that book! It made me want to run away and live in the woods so fucking bad.
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Yeah, and for breath freshness, checkerberry leaves would work!
ME TOO! Except without all the animal-killing... I wanna live in the wilderness like that kid... or Thoreau.
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