Some things that annoy me, Part I
I think that everyone in the world likes sushi but me. I hate sushi. Just the thought of putting all that squishy disgusting mess in my mouth... Ugh. Those little rolls of unidentifiable "food" wrapped up in seaweed or whatever the hell that is... Yuck!
I hope none of you personally know whoever is responsible for this whole "skinny pants" crap that's going around the fashion world now, because I am calling for that person's head on a silver platter. I know that little cokeheads and anorexics in Hollywood look so stylish in their stupid skinny jeans, but the rest of us - you know, the ones with HIPS and ASSES and actual ADULT FEMALE bodies? - look like upside-down bowling pins in those ridiculous jeans. I was really hoping that American women's ears had perked up when God Oprah ordered the burning of all tapered jeans in the United States. Ok, so maybe she didn't go that far, but she did advise women how unflattering their bodies looked in those awful tapered jeans, and gave a little fashion show exhibiting other styles of jeans that were flattering on different figures.
I'll never forget that episode (I don't watch much Oprah anyway); I had a mental image of women everywhere throwing all their old tapered jeans away and going out to purchase new non-"Mom Jeans" post-haste. Well, not only do women STILL wear those atrocious things, but now all the idiotic little scenesters or whatever you call 'em nowadays are out wearing these hideous jeans and little stupid slipper-shoes and... Oh geez, it's just about too much for me to take.
P.S. - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP NAMING YOUR LITTLE GIRLS "BROOKLYN"!! OR "BROOKELYNN"!! This whole naming children thing is the most annoying thing EVER!! It was bad enough with Baileys and Bennetts and Tanners. THOSE ARE ALL LAST NAMES!! And Brooklyn is a CITY. Not a little girl.
The end.
I hope none of you personally know whoever is responsible for this whole "skinny pants" crap that's going around the fashion world now, because I am calling for that person's head on a silver platter. I know that little cokeheads and anorexics in Hollywood look so stylish in their stupid skinny jeans, but the rest of us - you know, the ones with HIPS and ASSES and actual ADULT FEMALE bodies? - look like upside-down bowling pins in those ridiculous jeans. I was really hoping that American women's ears had perked up when God Oprah ordered the burning of all tapered jeans in the United States. Ok, so maybe she didn't go that far, but she did advise women how unflattering their bodies looked in those awful tapered jeans, and gave a little fashion show exhibiting other styles of jeans that were flattering on different figures.
I'll never forget that episode (I don't watch much Oprah anyway); I had a mental image of women everywhere throwing all their old tapered jeans away and going out to purchase new non-"Mom Jeans" post-haste. Well, not only do women STILL wear those atrocious things, but now all the idiotic little scenesters or whatever you call 'em nowadays are out wearing these hideous jeans and little stupid slipper-shoes and... Oh geez, it's just about too much for me to take.
P.S. - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP NAMING YOUR LITTLE GIRLS "BROOKLYN"!! OR "BROOKELYNN"!! This whole naming children thing is the most annoying thing EVER!! It was bad enough with Baileys and Bennetts and Tanners. THOSE ARE ALL LAST NAMES!! And Brooklyn is a CITY. Not a little girl.
The end.