The Notebook
Curious after writing my dream post, I dug up my "dream notebook" to see if my dreams were as amusing as I'd remembered them to be...
I wasn't disappointed.
Most of these are sentence fragments, and all in very scribbly writing. I wrote them out when I'd JUST woken up. Apparently I use a lot of parentheses when I first wake up. My comments for this post are in brackets.
December 12, 2005
A detective smarted off to mom and she sued him. His lawyer didn't want me in the room and rolled my rolley chair way out in the hallway. I saw a lady making invitations to her son's birthday party in the hall and she was holding her baby. I played with the baby and he wiggled and she almost dropped him. I caught him.
December 20, 2005
Dreamed that I was too afraid to sleep alone. Mannequin in front of my bed, spinning slowly. I began saying, "He's going to hit me in the head with a sledgehammer".
December 23, 2005
One of Jon's Christmas gifts to me was a paper hat (like Johnny Rockets) that had Cinderella on it. We went to WalMart to get something. I wore my Skechers roller skates but I looked down and realized they were ice skates.
January 6, 2006
At a horse race with mom. All the horses had long names like "ammabinamanamo...".
(from same night)
It was near the end of the world - a big flood. Lots of parents were going to put their children into boxes to survive the flood. I saw Hunter [a two-year-old at the daycare where I used to work] and his parents and he recognized me. His mom said that "all Studly's teeth fell out" and I looked down and Studly was there and I opened his mouth and all his teeth were gone. Then I was with 3 other adults - like 2 couples - and the 2 men were talking about how we were going to all 4 kill each other (shooting) because of the end of the world.
(same night)
I saw Martha Stewart look out her window (which was really low to the ground) at her 2 dalmatians. The dogs were both all dressed up in doggy clothes. One of them had an anklet that said Elizabeth. Martha was telling one of the dogs that they were "going to eBay to get her shot" (a needle shot, not a gun shot) [!!!]. I knew that Elizabeth felt lucky that she didn't have to get a shot.
January 21, 2006
Studly was hungry so I put him in the kitchen garbage can to eat because I didn't have any cat food. Heather brought over a big rabbit and I had to keep an eye on Studly because she said the rabbit would kill him.
January 26, 2005
I was at a store buying a dress with a princess on it [!!!!] and when I was going to my truck I saw 2 tornadoes not far away. I tried to run but I was really slow. I felt wind pick me up and I heard a roaring sound. I screamed.
So this book full of my dreams I think will be a reality someday...
I wasn't disappointed.
Most of these are sentence fragments, and all in very scribbly writing. I wrote them out when I'd JUST woken up. Apparently I use a lot of parentheses when I first wake up. My comments for this post are in brackets.
December 12, 2005
A detective smarted off to mom and she sued him. His lawyer didn't want me in the room and rolled my rolley chair way out in the hallway. I saw a lady making invitations to her son's birthday party in the hall and she was holding her baby. I played with the baby and he wiggled and she almost dropped him. I caught him.
December 20, 2005
Dreamed that I was too afraid to sleep alone. Mannequin in front of my bed, spinning slowly. I began saying, "He's going to hit me in the head with a sledgehammer".
December 23, 2005
One of Jon's Christmas gifts to me was a paper hat (like Johnny Rockets) that had Cinderella on it. We went to WalMart to get something. I wore my Skechers roller skates but I looked down and realized they were ice skates.
January 6, 2006
At a horse race with mom. All the horses had long names like "ammabinamanamo...".
(from same night)
It was near the end of the world - a big flood. Lots of parents were going to put their children into boxes to survive the flood. I saw Hunter [a two-year-old at the daycare where I used to work] and his parents and he recognized me. His mom said that "all Studly's teeth fell out" and I looked down and Studly was there and I opened his mouth and all his teeth were gone. Then I was with 3 other adults - like 2 couples - and the 2 men were talking about how we were going to all 4 kill each other (shooting) because of the end of the world.
(same night)
I saw Martha Stewart look out her window (which was really low to the ground) at her 2 dalmatians. The dogs were both all dressed up in doggy clothes. One of them had an anklet that said Elizabeth. Martha was telling one of the dogs that they were "going to eBay to get her shot" (a needle shot, not a gun shot) [!!!]. I knew that Elizabeth felt lucky that she didn't have to get a shot.
January 21, 2006
Studly was hungry so I put him in the kitchen garbage can to eat because I didn't have any cat food. Heather brought over a big rabbit and I had to keep an eye on Studly because she said the rabbit would kill him.
January 26, 2005
I was at a store buying a dress with a princess on it [!!!!] and when I was going to my truck I saw 2 tornadoes not far away. I tried to run but I was really slow. I felt wind pick me up and I heard a roaring sound. I screamed.
So this book full of my dreams I think will be a reality someday...