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MAN. So remember those times when we were freshman or sophomores and we were wishing that our senior year would come because it'll be sooo fun. boy were we wrong. now we have to worry about prom and crappiness and graduating. Why does prom have to be so damn stressful? and sooo damn expensive?!?! i hate prom i hate prom i hate prom! who's everyone going with?
well enuf of ranting, heres something funny.
One puzzled student in computer class asked, "What gender is computer?"
The teacher did not know the answer. So for fun, the teacher split the class into two groups appropriately enough, by gender and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender, because:
1). No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2). The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3). Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later review; and
4). As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.
The Women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine, because:
1). In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2). They have a lot of data but they are still clueless;
3). They are supposed to help you to solve the problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4). As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you have waited a little bit longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
yeah girls rock.