AH, turkey day was good. Nothing like a get together of dysfunctional loud drunk chinese people and having your relatives gf/fiance come up for the first time. Good times, good times.
Well, i can't say that the get-together wasn't productive. My drunk uncle managed to sing this song to our whole family:
My ex's live in Texas
Texas is the place to be
Yes, my ex's live in Texas
That's why I live in Tenneseeeeeeeeee
*burp*
^I'm writing the song word for word.
^HEY LIZ, since yer turning 18 tomorrow, you wanna try that?? You will actually be smoking THAT MANY ciggs LEGALLY! LEGALLL!