The walls lean in to listen.
Last post we were introduced to our legacy founder Jepha McCracken, and his cat Zombie. Now the fun begins... only not really, since gen1 is always boring as hell. ;_;
Warnings: profanity, woohoo, crazy, lots of pointless pictures since gen1 is booooorning, etc. You know, normal sim legacy stuff.
Jepha's first action once the lot loads? Go diving. He doesn't look very pleased.
Jepha: WTF IS THIS SHIT?
Jepha: -splash- ASKJKFGLDFGJHJHG!
Jepha: Fuck this shit. >:|
Oh, really? -_-
I get him out of the pool and send him to check out one of the apartments.
[APARTMENT SPAM!]
Oh man, let's get a close up on that!
JKSDFJHDFGH LOL. JEPHA, ILUBB. :*
Jepha: Hmm....
[/end apartment spam]
Jepha: I'll take it! :D -signs away soul-
Oh hey, pretty! Get in my legacy plz?
I send Jepha inside to get a job, and his LWT career shows up right away! Scooore.
I send Jepha to go harass introduce himself to the neighbors.
OMG! PRETTY IS A NEIGHBOR? YESSSSSSS!!
Pretty (who's name is Kaylynn somethingorother): ohaithurr, I have crabs. :3
Jepha: :|
Kaylynn: OOPS DID I JUST SAY THAT OUTLOUD? :O
Yes, yes you did...
Kaylynn: lol I'm so charismatic.
Jepha: HELL YES, HIGH-FIVE!
Jepha decides to make some lunch while Kaylynn stalks him from the couch waits.
Why so pixalated, Kaylynn?
Kaylynn: -stalkstalkstalk-
Jepha finishes preparing their meal (lunch meat sandwiches)... and then feels the need to take his sandwich back to his OWN apartment to eat it. O_o
Oh look, he's having invisa-lunch meat! omnomnom! XD
Then I heard this crazy whooping and zoomed outside to see one of the neighbors, Christian Love (LOLOLOL NAME), smustling.
OLD GUY SMUSTLIGN SPAM!
[/end spam]
Man, that guy can smustle!
I zoom back over to see Jepha attempting a little jumprope.
Jepha: HEY, LOOK, LOOKIT ME! I'M DOIN' IT! 8D
Christian Love: -pinches Kaylynn's ass-
O_O!
Jepha goes over to join in the smustling action, and CHRISTIAN STOPS AND LEAVES.
Jepha: -oblivious to Christian's leaving-
Jepha: WAIT, DID THAT FUCKER JUST LEAVE?!
Jepha: -pulls out invisa-shotgun-
Jepha: I will kill that motherfucking bitch-
Me:: JEPH. :|
Jepha: lulz jk guiz! ^_^
......WHY IS THERE A CRACKED OUT FLYING PIG IN MY 'HOOD?
Back at Jepha's pad, he decided to do a little primping...angry primping, to be specific. o_o
Jepha: The Crazy, IT HAS ME.
Yup, it suuure does, bud. Making moose faces at your wall? Ohhh dear.
I sent him out to buy a cat because he was getting lonely. XD This is Zombie! :D
...I'd really like to know why sims get this excited talking to taxi drivers. :|
OBLIGATORY SHOWER SCENE FOR GINA SINCE SHE THINKS JEPH IS ~SMOKIN'. ;D
Jepha: I... have a feeling I'm being... watched. >.>
Zombie is so cute ajksdgfhsdg! But all she does is sit on the couch all day like this.
I have Jeph ask Kaylynn to come over, and this is what she says. LOL sux2bu, Jeph.
Jepha: NOM NOM NOM.
....who the fuck are you, and why are you inviting Jepha downtown?! -decline- creepy old guys, jeez.
LOL oh, Jepha. You're cute.
Kaylynn came out later and Jeph went to hit on her and HIS FACE GOT STUCK LIKE THIS.
Jepha & Kaylnn: -gossip about landlord-
Jepha: COME BE MY ROOMATE! :DDD
Kaylynn: DJKHGDG NO.
Jepha: HELLO I'M TIRED AND JUST GOT REJECTED LET ME GO TO BED!
Jepha: I am a sad panda. ):
LOL Zombie can FLYYYYYY! but not really. The stairs just glitched and wouldn't show up for a bit. XD
AWWWWW. :3
Jeph rolled the want to jump on the couch, so I let him. He was ecstatic. Oh, pleasure sims. <3
Jepha: -+500- Whoa, why's that above my head? :DDD
:DDDDDDDDDD
I flipped the fuck out when I saw a burglar wander onto the lot and bought a burglar alarm, only to find out it was just Christian Love coming home from work. ;_; What did Jeph do while I was freaking out? Swam around in the pool, of course!
Kaylynn and Jeph have a water balloon fight the next morning before work. XD
WATER BALLOON FIGHT SPAM!
Kaylynn is hit!
Kaylynn: LKJFDGKJDFGJHDFG;JDHDFG!!
Jeph dodges it! ...and shoves himself through the wall...
Jepha: WUTTEHFUQ?!
Kaylynn: -copies Jeph and shoves self through wall to dodge next hit-
Kaylynn: This... isn't right, is it? o_o
[/end water balloon right spam]
Jepha: I CAN FLYYYYY. :DDD
Jepha: ...why do strange things keep floating above my head?
Cute Zombie is muthafuckin' cute.
That old guy called again...
...to talk about the weather apparently? Oh, kay. PLEASE GO AWAY. D:
I realize that Jeph has work in like, 45 minutes, so I make him drink a quick instant meal to get his hunger up.
Jepha: This is disgusting. I hate you.
Jepha: Noooooo, I don't waaaaaant to go to woooooork! ): -pout-
Suck it up, buddy. You're not going to reach your LTW with that attitude!
While Jeph's at work, I zoom around the apartments watching various things. Like Christian Love smustling some more! :D
I see that bulge in your hipthrust, Love. I see it. Q_Q
O_O!
Zombie destroys the furniture while Jeph's out, even though she has like 3 different scratching posts. >:OOO
It's really really really boring when Jepha's at work, so I resorted to taking pictures of the random walk-by's to amuse myself.
Oh, you might be cute! -zooms-
Oh...you look like a monkey. How unfortunate.
LOL NICE OUTFIT, GRANNY.
Holy NOSE. :| and I guess he's another neighbor?
YAY JEPH'S HOME! YAY PROMOTION!
He promptly hops in the shower and gets bitched out by Zombie because she's all DNW TO SEE YOUR NAKED ASS. D:<
Jepha: HEY, LOOK AT ME. :D
Attention whore.
....I fucking hate you, noisy neighbor with the huge nose.
Jepha: I AM TRYING TO SLEEP, WTF IS THAT MORON DOING?!
Jepha: -bangs on wall in rage-
Jepha: -shoves self through shelf in rage to see if Mr. Schnauze got the message-
Jeph ended up waking up around 4am and rolled the want to go downtown, so I obliged. I sent him off to Crypt O' Night club to see if there were any Vamp's/Hot Stuff's lurking around since Kaylynn was being difficult.
Jeph though it was approproate to go clubbing in his PJ's. I made him take his "Photo booth Heir Portrait" too. XD
There was NO ONE at the club, so he ended up drowning his sorrows at the bar for a few hours.
and then jumped rope while waiting for his taxi. in the rain. at 6am. LULZ JEPHA, ILY.
Jepha: -goes to harass see Kaylynn- KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK WAKE UP, MY SUCCULENT LITTLE STRAWBERRY! IT'S MOOOOOORNING! :DDDD
Kaylynn: hdu wake me up this fucking early. -minus minus-
Jepha: D: -minus minus-
both: -BEST FRAAAANZ-
... o_O
Jepha: Come be my roomie, bestie! :D
Kaylynn: KAAAAY! :D
Kaylynn: -grovels- thank you, majesty, for letting me share your home!
Jepha: -ego inflates x1000-
Aww, they did this on their own. XD I think somebodies got a crush. :3
SCORE! :DDD
Kaylynn: I must be crazy for getting myself into this legacy-thing!
Oh baby, you don't know the half of it. ;)
Mmmm, you're so pretty dfgkjdjkgdfg. Except you kinda have a fivehead. :\
APARTMENT LIFE WINS SOLELY FOR THIS INTERACTION. SO CUTE.
Kaylynn: I see a fishtank in the clouds! :D
Kaylynn: -cuts Jeph off- Or maybe it's a teddybear, idk
Kaylynn: -talks over Jeph more- ACTUALLY, I'm pretty sure it's a bathtub...
THERE IS A SUCK FACE OPTION?! SINCE WHEN?! -abuses it-
-bump noses-
-suck face-
-SPRING APART AS IF ELECTROCUTED-
srsly guys, they freaked out and flew away from each other. :|
Jeph took Kaylynn up to the bedroom to slowdance and inhale her lips.
They coudln't woohoo yet so they just made out for a while, until...
Jeph got up to play rock paper scissors with her. Oh, Jepha. :'D
Jepha: UUUUUGH WOOHOO IS SO DUMB.
Jepha: rock paper scissors is much better! :)
MOOOOAR GOSSIP ABOUT THE LANDLORD.
Both: -fall in love-
o_o oh, so rock paper scissors and gossip are what gets you two hot and bothered? I see.
D'awww.
lol guys, way to be subtle about it.
Butt-grabbing can only mean one thing, Kaylynn moved in! :D
MONNNNNNEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!
Jepha: MONEY?! OMG MARRY ME PLZ. -proposes-
Kaylynn: OMG A RING WITH A SHINY ROCK? FUQ YA.
annnd they get down to bid'nezz. Gen2, here we come! ;D
LMFAO POST WOOHOO, I LOVE YOU TWO. <3
Current Legacy Stats:
Torch-Holders(founders/heirs): 1
Perma-Plat Sims: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Fires: 0
Self-Wettings: 0
Pass-Outs: 0
Fights: 0
Deaths: 0
SocialWorker Visits: 0
Alien Abductions: 0
I have up until the first of Gen2 'capped. I just need to photoshop and post, which will happen in a few days probably since this is such a biiiitch to do. D:
THERE J00 GO, BECKY & ELYSE. NOW YOU CAN'T BUG MEEEEEE FOR A WEEK. ;D