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some "jiffy German" for you all:
Eine Kopfmassage, bitte.
Scalp massage, please.
Bitte oben etwas toupieren.
Please tease it a little on the top.
die Verstopfung
constipation
die Geschlechtsorgane
genital organs
Kann man hier oben ohne baden?
Can we swin topless here?
Haben Sie heute abend etwas vor?
You got something on for this evening?
Geben Sie mir bitte...(kopf)(geld)(die zwiebel)?
Would you please give me...(head)(money)(an onion)?
i laughed. and learned that "bitte" most likely means "please"
wow. im good.
great weekend. dad raced. kicked ass. got drunk. no wait, tipsy, as he called it. but tipsy people have enough sense to yell at their daughter going 95 mph on a bakersfeild freeway at 9:00 at night. and they are not overly excited about "crashing" another motel because ours didnt have a jacuzzi. and they certainly dont put on a baseball cap sideways and start rapping about how "young" and "fly" they are. sound like fun? yes. SO MUCH FUN. im putting alcohol in everything he comsumes from now on.
got new pictures! and learned how to modify them to put in for lj icons. YES. joy to the fucking world.
Eine Kopfmassage, bitte.
Scalp massage, please.
Bitte oben etwas toupieren.
Please tease it a little on the top.
die Verstopfung
constipation
die Geschlechtsorgane
genital organs
Kann man hier oben ohne baden?
Can we swin topless here?
Haben Sie heute abend etwas vor?
You got something on for this evening?
Geben Sie mir bitte...(kopf)(geld)(die zwiebel)?
Would you please give me...(head)(money)(an onion)?
i laughed. and learned that "bitte" most likely means "please"
wow. im good.
great weekend. dad raced. kicked ass. got drunk. no wait, tipsy, as he called it. but tipsy people have enough sense to yell at their daughter going 95 mph on a bakersfeild freeway at 9:00 at night. and they are not overly excited about "crashing" another motel because ours didnt have a jacuzzi. and they certainly dont put on a baseball cap sideways and start rapping about how "young" and "fly" they are. sound like fun? yes. SO MUCH FUN. im putting alcohol in everything he comsumes from now on.
got new pictures! and learned how to modify them to put in for lj icons. YES. joy to the fucking world.