BEST DAY EVER = TODAY
so it recently occured to me that i had not written about my last weekend. so here: i went to lake havasu with krista breznau, and my family and her family. it was very fun. as always, we laughed a lot, and watched the little mermaid tv series on tape, went tubing, shimmied under and around annoying gates, sunbathed and lived off of slushies. oh, and her brother laughing so hard he puked. it was funny because he tried to aim it at her the first 2 times he dry heaved, but she grabbed the trashcan before the chunks flew and her mom came rushing in and yelled at us for laughing, which made it that much funnier because she was angry and he was puking and it was amazing.
Mom putting sunscreen on my brothers back: "honey, bend down so i can push harder."
Krista trying to wrap her burrito: "they really need to make edible tape"
Krista's mom having a conversation we walked in on and only heard: "...if only he had a longer hose..."
too much good stuff...
today = amazingly life fulfilling. why? well, annoyingly, we are kicked out of our usually eating spot for AP testing so we have migrated to a nice shady spot under a tree on the grass by the bowl. and right behind us, in the bowl is the group we conveniently (and appropriatly) refer to as "The Uglies." these "Uglies" spend their lunch in a mass make-out session complete with rubbing, stroking, molesting, raping and moaning. okay, well maybe not moaning but hell if i was getting the action they are getting from an attractive guy, id be moaning. but shannon and i stood staring frozen in complete horror of this sight when we caught glance of my arch nemesis, Tiffany Kauffmann. SHE IS HIDEOUS. and she completely screwed me over and unecessarily talks shit on me so im allowed to be mean to her. but this guy Mitch, who had been asked out 3 times by Tiffany recently and is greatly skilled in the art of making her want to die, doubled over in imaginary pukes with me at the sight of her. so were watching Tiffany sadly flirt with a guy (who i have no other way to describe but by saying he was pink skinned, fat and looked like an amime character) when she sat down on the wall. now this was just too tempting. i offered Mitch a dollar to run over and push her off the wall. wide-eyed in wonder, he asked if i was serious. with my face of stone, i replied sullenly, "yes. yes i am." so Mitch took off his backpack, rolled up the sleeves of his faded black Mushroomhead t-shirt, and started a bee-line straight for Tiffany. as he approached, his arms outstreatched, eyes burning with adrenaline, his fingertips collided with her shoulder and she went flailing across the bowl. i have never been so proud of anyone in my entire life. i love him. funniest shit ever. EVER. dont mess with the Mitch-man. he will kick your ass.
1. Name: heather
2. Nicknames: heather belle, H
3. Sex: female
4. Birthday: july 5 1988
5. Age: 15 almost 16
6. Sign: cancer
7. Place of birth: Newport beach
8. Current residence: fv
9. Hair color: kind of a caramel blonde
10. Hair length: 2 or 3 inches past shoulders
11. Height: 5'5
* Body ills & skills *
13. Do you bite your nails: yes
14. Can you roll your tongue: yes
16. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time: only one and its not very good
17. Can you blow smoke rings: I wish
18. Can you blow spit bubbles: gross
19. Can you cross your eyes: yes
20. Colored hair: not anymore. Wont make that mistake again
21. Tattoos and where: nowhere
22. Piercings and where: no piercings. Not even ears. Soon though, I hope
23. Do you make your bed daily: only under coercion
25. Which shoe goes on first: right
26. Speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone: many a time
27. How much money is usually in your wallet? Somewhere around 20
28. What jewelry do you wear 24/7: my cross and a ring, sometimes 2
29. Whats the best thing on a guy: lips and smile
30. Whats sexiest on a girl: personality
31. Would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great: late and look great. Fuck punctuality
32. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: twirl with a spoon.
34. Do you cook: I like my house NOT in flames thank you
* Grooming *
35. How often do you brush your teeth: twice or three times a day
36. How often do you shower/bathe: every day, twice a day when swimming or polo-ing
37. How long do these showers last: 15 in the morning, like 45 in the afternoon
38. Hair drying method: air dry unless in straightening it
39. Do you paint your nails: always toes, not usually fingers
40. Do you swear: unfortunately
41. Do you mumble to yourself: only singing
42. Do you spit in public: never. Unless its during swimming
43. Do you pee in the shower: sometimes
44. In the cd player: john mayer (first and second cd), frank Sinatra, bruce springstein, queen, police, jack johnson
45. Person you talk most on the phone with: will, elise is starting to call pretty often now
46. What color is your bedroom: white.
47. Do you use an alarm clock: a radio clock
48. Name one thing or person you're obsessed with?: Johnny depp
49. Have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex: no
50. Ever sunbathed in the nude: yes
51. Window seat or aisle: window.
52. Whats your sleeping position: body-length pillow, laying on my left side, left side of the bed
53. What kind of bed do you like: medium softness
54. In hot weather do you use a blanket: a sheet
55. Do you snore: I hope not
56. Do you sleepwalk: not usually
57. Do you talk in your sleep: very much so
58. How about the light on: never. Pitch black
59. Do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on: nope, silence
* Last time you *
60. Had sex: never
61. Were kissed or kissed someone: I kissed Caitlin, Caitlyn and Krista today
62. Watched bambi: oh forever ago. That movie makes me cry a river or two
63. Cried: Friday…
64. Talked on the phone: last night
65. Read a book: monday
67. Punched someone: this afternoon
68. Where do you see yourself ten years from now: hopefully with the guy I will soon marry, and OUT of college
69. Who are you gonna be married to and where: a boy in a church or on a cliff overlooking the beach
70. How many kids do you want to have: 2, boy first then girl
71. Your profession: executive director of the pediatric cancer research organization
72. Future school: somewhere here or east coast. preferably
* Friends *
73. Who is/are your best friend(s): Krista, Caitlin, Caitlyn, Amanda, Shayna, Elise, Will
74. What friend do you hang out with the most: Krista and Caitlin
75. What friend makes you smile the most: Krista, Bryan, Will, Caitlin
76. Friend that you fight with the most: Krista haha
77. One you talk to the most online: actually, Josh, Chris, Kody and Adrian surprisingly…
78. Friend that you miss the most: Kara…
* Relationships *
79. How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend: 5th grade
80. Have you ever cheated on anyone: wouldn’t dream of it
81. Has anyone ever cheated on you: not that i know of
82. Have you ever really been in love: doubt it
83. Have you ever told someone you loved them without meaning it: yeah
84. Do you have a crush on anyone: yes…
85. Does this person know you like him/her: I think im pretty obvious about it but I doubt it
86. How long have you liked this person: about 2 or 3 weeks…well been interested at least
*This or that*
87. Vanilla or chocolate: chocolate
88. Sunrise or sunset: sunset
89. Apples or oranges: apples
90. Silk or cotton: cotton
91. Math or Science: math
92. Pink or yellow: pink
93. Hot or cold: cold
94. Pen or pencil: mechanical pencil
95. Beach or lake: beach for friends and swimming but lake for boating and tubing and wakeboarding (or trying to at least)
96. Bacon bits or croutons: croutons
97. Mushrooms or broccoli: mushrooms
98. Hair up or down: down curly
99. Kisses or hugs: both
100. Poor but happy or rich but sad: poor but happy, for sure
Mom putting sunscreen on my brothers back: "honey, bend down so i can push harder."
Krista trying to wrap her burrito: "they really need to make edible tape"
Krista's mom having a conversation we walked in on and only heard: "...if only he had a longer hose..."
too much good stuff...
today = amazingly life fulfilling. why? well, annoyingly, we are kicked out of our usually eating spot for AP testing so we have migrated to a nice shady spot under a tree on the grass by the bowl. and right behind us, in the bowl is the group we conveniently (and appropriatly) refer to as "The Uglies." these "Uglies" spend their lunch in a mass make-out session complete with rubbing, stroking, molesting, raping and moaning. okay, well maybe not moaning but hell if i was getting the action they are getting from an attractive guy, id be moaning. but shannon and i stood staring frozen in complete horror of this sight when we caught glance of my arch nemesis, Tiffany Kauffmann. SHE IS HIDEOUS. and she completely screwed me over and unecessarily talks shit on me so im allowed to be mean to her. but this guy Mitch, who had been asked out 3 times by Tiffany recently and is greatly skilled in the art of making her want to die, doubled over in imaginary pukes with me at the sight of her. so were watching Tiffany sadly flirt with a guy (who i have no other way to describe but by saying he was pink skinned, fat and looked like an amime character) when she sat down on the wall. now this was just too tempting. i offered Mitch a dollar to run over and push her off the wall. wide-eyed in wonder, he asked if i was serious. with my face of stone, i replied sullenly, "yes. yes i am." so Mitch took off his backpack, rolled up the sleeves of his faded black Mushroomhead t-shirt, and started a bee-line straight for Tiffany. as he approached, his arms outstreatched, eyes burning with adrenaline, his fingertips collided with her shoulder and she went flailing across the bowl. i have never been so proud of anyone in my entire life. i love him. funniest shit ever. EVER. dont mess with the Mitch-man. he will kick your ass.
1. Name: heather
2. Nicknames: heather belle, H
3. Sex: female
4. Birthday: july 5 1988
5. Age: 15 almost 16
6. Sign: cancer
7. Place of birth: Newport beach
8. Current residence: fv
9. Hair color: kind of a caramel blonde
10. Hair length: 2 or 3 inches past shoulders
11. Height: 5'5
* Body ills & skills *
13. Do you bite your nails: yes
14. Can you roll your tongue: yes
16. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time: only one and its not very good
17. Can you blow smoke rings: I wish
18. Can you blow spit bubbles: gross
19. Can you cross your eyes: yes
20. Colored hair: not anymore. Wont make that mistake again
21. Tattoos and where: nowhere
22. Piercings and where: no piercings. Not even ears. Soon though, I hope
23. Do you make your bed daily: only under coercion
25. Which shoe goes on first: right
26. Speaking of shoes, have you thrown one at someone: many a time
27. How much money is usually in your wallet? Somewhere around 20
28. What jewelry do you wear 24/7: my cross and a ring, sometimes 2
29. Whats the best thing on a guy: lips and smile
30. Whats sexiest on a girl: personality
31. Would you rather be on time and look ok or late and look great: late and look great. Fuck punctuality
32. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it: twirl with a spoon.
34. Do you cook: I like my house NOT in flames thank you
* Grooming *
35. How often do you brush your teeth: twice or three times a day
36. How often do you shower/bathe: every day, twice a day when swimming or polo-ing
37. How long do these showers last: 15 in the morning, like 45 in the afternoon
38. Hair drying method: air dry unless in straightening it
39. Do you paint your nails: always toes, not usually fingers
40. Do you swear: unfortunately
41. Do you mumble to yourself: only singing
42. Do you spit in public: never. Unless its during swimming
43. Do you pee in the shower: sometimes
44. In the cd player: john mayer (first and second cd), frank Sinatra, bruce springstein, queen, police, jack johnson
45. Person you talk most on the phone with: will, elise is starting to call pretty often now
46. What color is your bedroom: white.
47. Do you use an alarm clock: a radio clock
48. Name one thing or person you're obsessed with?: Johnny depp
49. Have you ever skinny dipped with the opposite sex: no
50. Ever sunbathed in the nude: yes
51. Window seat or aisle: window.
52. Whats your sleeping position: body-length pillow, laying on my left side, left side of the bed
53. What kind of bed do you like: medium softness
54. In hot weather do you use a blanket: a sheet
55. Do you snore: I hope not
56. Do you sleepwalk: not usually
57. Do you talk in your sleep: very much so
58. How about the light on: never. Pitch black
59. Do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on: nope, silence
* Last time you *
60. Had sex: never
61. Were kissed or kissed someone: I kissed Caitlin, Caitlyn and Krista today
62. Watched bambi: oh forever ago. That movie makes me cry a river or two
63. Cried: Friday…
64. Talked on the phone: last night
65. Read a book: monday
67. Punched someone: this afternoon
68. Where do you see yourself ten years from now: hopefully with the guy I will soon marry, and OUT of college
69. Who are you gonna be married to and where: a boy in a church or on a cliff overlooking the beach
70. How many kids do you want to have: 2, boy first then girl
71. Your profession: executive director of the pediatric cancer research organization
72. Future school: somewhere here or east coast. preferably
* Friends *
73. Who is/are your best friend(s): Krista, Caitlin, Caitlyn, Amanda, Shayna, Elise, Will
74. What friend do you hang out with the most: Krista and Caitlin
75. What friend makes you smile the most: Krista, Bryan, Will, Caitlin
76. Friend that you fight with the most: Krista haha
77. One you talk to the most online: actually, Josh, Chris, Kody and Adrian surprisingly…
78. Friend that you miss the most: Kara…
* Relationships *
79. How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend: 5th grade
80. Have you ever cheated on anyone: wouldn’t dream of it
81. Has anyone ever cheated on you: not that i know of
82. Have you ever really been in love: doubt it
83. Have you ever told someone you loved them without meaning it: yeah
84. Do you have a crush on anyone: yes…
85. Does this person know you like him/her: I think im pretty obvious about it but I doubt it
86. How long have you liked this person: about 2 or 3 weeks…well been interested at least
*This or that*
87. Vanilla or chocolate: chocolate
88. Sunrise or sunset: sunset
89. Apples or oranges: apples
90. Silk or cotton: cotton
91. Math or Science: math
92. Pink or yellow: pink
93. Hot or cold: cold
94. Pen or pencil: mechanical pencil
95. Beach or lake: beach for friends and swimming but lake for boating and tubing and wakeboarding (or trying to at least)
96. Bacon bits or croutons: croutons
97. Mushrooms or broccoli: mushrooms
98. Hair up or down: down curly
99. Kisses or hugs: both
100. Poor but happy or rich but sad: poor but happy, for sure