more random thoughts
so i'm sitting here watching the comedians of comdey and i was inspired to sit and write some jokes. now i just need a group of 3 other comedians, 2 nerds and one weird chick and an RV and i'll be all set.
i saw a commercial for jack daniel's whiskey and at the end they said "best enjoyed responsibly." now i can't help but think that if mister daniel were to hear that he would just snicker and say "drink up ya pussy."
after my week of drinking with friends i've come to realize that i don't so much enjoy hard liquor. i'll say it, i enjoy bitchy drinks. pass another bahama mama down this way please.
did you know that if you throw a glass jar full of pennies at a wall you're just going to have broken glass and pennies everywhere.
it's my friend's 21st birthday party tomorrow night. she's having it at club abyss. in my 21 years on this earth i have never stepped foot in a dance club, until now. aside from the birthday girl, i won't know anyone at the party. my stratagy is to avoid the dance floor at ALL COSTS. i'm going to stay at the bar, even if i don't feel like drinking. there's one pitfall in that plan, i just have to make sure i don't drink too much because then there's the danger of the drunk-white-boy-shuffle, and no one wants to see that.
ok, that's all i was able to squeeze out for now. tune in next time... for more... crap.
i saw a commercial for jack daniel's whiskey and at the end they said "best enjoyed responsibly." now i can't help but think that if mister daniel were to hear that he would just snicker and say "drink up ya pussy."
after my week of drinking with friends i've come to realize that i don't so much enjoy hard liquor. i'll say it, i enjoy bitchy drinks. pass another bahama mama down this way please.
did you know that if you throw a glass jar full of pennies at a wall you're just going to have broken glass and pennies everywhere.
it's my friend's 21st birthday party tomorrow night. she's having it at club abyss. in my 21 years on this earth i have never stepped foot in a dance club, until now. aside from the birthday girl, i won't know anyone at the party. my stratagy is to avoid the dance floor at ALL COSTS. i'm going to stay at the bar, even if i don't feel like drinking. there's one pitfall in that plan, i just have to make sure i don't drink too much because then there's the danger of the drunk-white-boy-shuffle, and no one wants to see that.
ok, that's all i was able to squeeze out for now. tune in next time... for more... crap.