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Apr 16, 2006 17:04

i never pick up numbers i don't recognize. so today i was left a message saying, "hey, uh.. i got the wrong number but you sound hot so, yeah.. give me a call."
the end.

i don't know why this moronic message offended me so violently, but i was suddenly overwhelmed with the urge to strangle kittens.
FIRST of all, my answering message says, "hey its stef. im not here. leave a message." i sound like a 10 year old child, so this guy is obviously a pedophile, should be arrested and given the death sentence.
secondly.. i don't care how few brain cells any female has, NO WOMAN would respond to that. so obviously this idiot is attracted to females with no brains, the fewer functioning brain cells the better. thus he is a raging necrophiliac who should be committed

i WAS having a good day until i heard this and was reminded of all the witless morons out there wasting good planet space.
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