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Come to the Bleeding Kansas Festival on August 5th in Lawrence, Kansas. You have to fork over $35 first though. Bummmmmmmer.
Me and Julio down by the school yard.
Man, I have a killer zit on my forehead. Drew's going to be super excited.
I love writing nonsense. I'm full of one-liners like Mitch Hedberg, but he's funny. Why did you have to die dude? Resurrect and float back to Kansas City. I'd empty out my bank account to see you again.
It's against the lawww. It was against the laaaww. Oh what did momma sawww? It was against the laaawww. HOO!