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brendan hogan lives in fucking quincy, up the street. i will never be sad again. i mean, if got bored, i could just to brendans house and he'll make me laugh until i piss my pants!! yessssssss
today something happened and it was probably the most awkward moment of my entire life.
i got to cvs 15 minutes before my shift started so i went to the breakroom, and the light was off, and then it goes on by itself and this man with TINY TEENY fUCKING SHORTEST SMALLEST ARMS...fucking just appears, he was definitely mentally challenged. And he goes to shake my hand..........and........i know this is mean...but i panicked. yes, i panicked and i was very afraid of this man. So i finally build up the courage and fucking shake his..arm..thing..hand. And i sit there in silence with him for 15 minutes. Oh wait, no, he offered me a candy easter egg..and he pulled a handful out with his thing..and i was like "umm..uh....no..dont like..chocolatE??!?!?..NO THANKS." not cool.
today something happened and it was probably the most awkward moment of my entire life.
i got to cvs 15 minutes before my shift started so i went to the breakroom, and the light was off, and then it goes on by itself and this man with TINY TEENY fUCKING SHORTEST SMALLEST ARMS...fucking just appears, he was definitely mentally challenged. And he goes to shake my hand..........and........i know this is mean...but i panicked. yes, i panicked and i was very afraid of this man. So i finally build up the courage and fucking shake his..arm..thing..hand. And i sit there in silence with him for 15 minutes. Oh wait, no, he offered me a candy easter egg..and he pulled a handful out with his thing..and i was like "umm..uh....no..dont like..chocolatE??!?!?..NO THANKS." not cool.