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so i started cvs today.
EASIEST
JOB
EVER
compared to dunkin donuts...holy shit, its like, i'm doing nothing. no making special coffee, no fucking bacon fucking ham steak extra dick heated just right fat supreme...making. no pissed of grumpy fags who need caffeine. NOTHING. just buttons. scan, press buttons. again and again.
and i can wear all my piercings. and i can wear black pants. no faggy tan pants. NO FUCKING AUNT YELLING AT ME.
okay really funny thing:
the manager made us go on a scavenger hunt for different products i guess to like...give us a feel for the store or something.
first item on my list?
STOOL SOFTENER.
so once i found it, and all the other stuff on the list, i went up to him, handed him the STOOL SOFTENER and said "i'm done, and here's your STOOL SOFENTER." he laughed, i laughed, everyone else laughed, it was a great time. no not really, it was boring and i'm glad its done.
and i already have a shitload of hours. more hours than dunkin donuts would or could ever give me. and i'm getting paid more.
okaybye.
ps: my boobs are growing.
EASIEST
JOB
EVER
compared to dunkin donuts...holy shit, its like, i'm doing nothing. no making special coffee, no fucking bacon fucking ham steak extra dick heated just right fat supreme...making. no pissed of grumpy fags who need caffeine. NOTHING. just buttons. scan, press buttons. again and again.
and i can wear all my piercings. and i can wear black pants. no faggy tan pants. NO FUCKING AUNT YELLING AT ME.
okay really funny thing:
the manager made us go on a scavenger hunt for different products i guess to like...give us a feel for the store or something.
first item on my list?
STOOL SOFTENER.
so once i found it, and all the other stuff on the list, i went up to him, handed him the STOOL SOFTENER and said "i'm done, and here's your STOOL SOFENTER." he laughed, i laughed, everyone else laughed, it was a great time. no not really, it was boring and i'm glad its done.
and i already have a shitload of hours. more hours than dunkin donuts would or could ever give me. and i'm getting paid more.
okaybye.
ps: my boobs are growing.