Oct 22, 2007 00:39
Uh, yea. So I saw this bangin' chick earlier today. Short skirt, long legs, fucking curves like you wouldn't believe. It was dark and a back view, but who gives a shit.
I guess this was one of those times that Temari warned me about when I should give a shit. I go to get a better look at this bitch by flippin' the damn light switch on, the fuckin'...thing FLIPS THE FUCK OUT. Screams bloody murder, starts writhing on the floor... It was kindof a turn on in some sick twisted way. Of course, her face was kinda messed up. By messed up, I mean not there. Or...it was there but...ah, fuck that. IT WAS MESSED UP, OKAY.
...Someone gimme a paper bag, and I'd still hit that.
Temari, what the hell. Did you open your legs again? Who knows what the hell comes out of the abyss that is your crotch when you spread 'em like that.
This is why you shouldn't have sex.
With men.
Named Nara.