THE WRESTLING HANDSHAKE...
The wrestling handshake…
Hello I am… *shake hand*. Now what is the point of this? Why is it so important to shake someone’s hand in the wrestling business? So we can all share this same common bond of brotherhood?
To my knowledge there are a 3 different handshakes. You have your limp wrist; I am too scared to shake their hand, because I don’t want them to think I am stiff handshake. In my book this usually means that you are a shit bagging fuck tard. Then there’s the nice tight firm handshake that is typically associated with one when introducing themselves to another in society, but this means you can’t wrestle and you are dangerous. Then last and certainly not least there is the double finger lightly placed in your hand, I am going to finger your asshole handshake. This one is usually associated with a lot of guys out of Wisconsin. To those of you that do this, I view you as some of the biggest pieces of shit ever. Who the fuck taught you this ridiculous tree fort handshake, and let alone who the fuck are you to think it is an acceptable form of introducing yourself? Go fuck yourselves!
Now what I want to know is why do many of you think you need to shake everyone’s hand? If you are introducing yourself to someone for the first time you typically shake their hand, but what is wrong with the simple wave and hi I am… or the high five, what’s up dude?
All of you that think I need to shake your hand cause you are a god amongst the rest of us in the locker room can go and kiss your mom directly on the pussy. After you simply place your lips upon her vagina you can make way down to her taint ever so sweetly and begin sucking.
-Krazy
Hello I am… *shake hand*. Now what is the point of this? Why is it so important to shake someone’s hand in the wrestling business? So we can all share this same common bond of brotherhood?
To my knowledge there are a 3 different handshakes. You have your limp wrist; I am too scared to shake their hand, because I don’t want them to think I am stiff handshake. In my book this usually means that you are a shit bagging fuck tard. Then there’s the nice tight firm handshake that is typically associated with one when introducing themselves to another in society, but this means you can’t wrestle and you are dangerous. Then last and certainly not least there is the double finger lightly placed in your hand, I am going to finger your asshole handshake. This one is usually associated with a lot of guys out of Wisconsin. To those of you that do this, I view you as some of the biggest pieces of shit ever. Who the fuck taught you this ridiculous tree fort handshake, and let alone who the fuck are you to think it is an acceptable form of introducing yourself? Go fuck yourselves!
Now what I want to know is why do many of you think you need to shake everyone’s hand? If you are introducing yourself to someone for the first time you typically shake their hand, but what is wrong with the simple wave and hi I am… or the high five, what’s up dude?
All of you that think I need to shake your hand cause you are a god amongst the rest of us in the locker room can go and kiss your mom directly on the pussy. After you simply place your lips upon her vagina you can make way down to her taint ever so sweetly and begin sucking.
-Krazy