what a dumb fuck..

Feb 16, 2002 10:26

Yesterday at work i cut my thumb trying to cut some ribs in the meat department. I was in a hurry and somehow my thumb wasn't paying attention and was in the wrong place at the wrong time. The knife went right through my nail and there was a fair amount of blood gushing. It was pretty funny though because i had a few people waiting in line to get meat and i had to say to them in a straight face.."um..yeah..i'll be with you in a moment, it seems that i've cut myself". Consequentially i went to the emergency room and waited two hours just for them to tell me that there was no way they could stitch it and for me to just clean it really good and keep it bandaged. So i'm sitting here watching the telemundo station wondering if my d-pad finger is good enough to play some video games. I don't know if its just me but i think every girl on the univision station has fake breastisis. I purchased my tickets for the florida trip. I should be getting in on the 12th and leaving i don't know when because i'm not flying back. It seems louis and i have devised this plan to drive back. Yeah, good luck with all of that. Ok, i have to go, this damn show is sucking my will to live..there's some sort of contest between the guys and girls for the love of the audience...eee-gad in the words of andy...eee-gad.
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