Hopping on the bandwagon

[uglytidings]

Stolen from hollow_strife and honorableshadow

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[horny_marauder]

Hey Moony! Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[moonymarauds]

You've been at the Muggle books again haven't you?

[horny_marauder]

Lily said it was a classic muggle riddle but I can't figure it out!

[moonymarauds]

It's from Alice in Wonderland, you're not meant to figure it out if memory serves me correctly.

[horny_marauder]

What in the name of Merlin's left sleeve is Alice and Wonderkind?

And....it's a riddle...what do you mean you're not meant to figure it out?

[moonymarauds]

I said Alice in Wonderland. Have you been sticking things in your ears again or is your lack of any discernible sort of hygiene causing your ears to grow spuds?

Not all riddles need to be figured out James. Sometimes riddles are just riddles and that's all there is to it. Besides, it's a Muggle riddle and they don't think of them the same way as us.

[horny_marauder]

.....Is that possible? WE SHOULD TRY IN ON WORMTAIL!!

...It's not a riddle if you can't figure it out! It's just words that randomly make no sense!

[moonymarauds]

We should not try it on Peter. Sometimes we treat him worse than we treat Severus and we're meant to be his friend.

Oh my dear boy, you have much to learn.

[Why yes, he transfigured his quill into a pipe, what of it.]

[horny_marauder]

But he likes it!

[Groans]

Not more studying!!

[moonymarauds]

He cries himself to sleep sometimes James.

[Laughing. Oh James, you make it so easy.]

Studying. And plenty of it.

[horny_marauder]

That's because he misses his Mommy! We have to make him feel more at home by treating him like family! Which means we have to include him in things! How can you be such a bad friend, Moony?!

Nooooooo!!!

[moonymarauds]

Sometimes I wonder why I hold out hope for you and the return of a functioning brain.

It'll impress Lily.

[horny_marauder]

My brain functions fine! Don't lose hope!

.....Okay...but just a little bit!!

[moonymarauds]

Every day a little part of me dies inside between you and Sirius.

Fantastic. We'll get started right away.

[horny_marauder]

Oh no! Are you cursed?! We should go see Dumbledore right away!!

....Do we have to?

[moonymarauds]

I am not cursed although sometimes I think I might be but no. It's just the joint stupidity that you and Sirius bring to the table that makes part of me weep like a Victorian woman.

Yes. Yes we do, it is of the utmost importance Mister Prongs.