going to church is NOT like joining Al Quaeda
I've just shortened it to Merry.
Merry!
So. I read the journals of my clever friends Serenity and Meghan and Kim Khun (is that the right spelling? If it ain't, feel free to spell my name Cocks.) And the point is I liked them.
I don't like when people try to be too too clever. It gets contrived and I guess I'm guilty of that as well? K.
I tried to watch Napoleon with my dad, and he drooped his head and slept. He's had a long day. Listen. This is what we started with
Breakfast
Cheese and tomato eggs with salsa and sour cream
Avocado slices with salt and pepper
Cantaloupe
Bacon
Orange and Grapefruit Juice
Rye Bread Toast made by the Amish Jews
Dinner
Chickenbreast stuffed with fancy Italian cheese that is classy, prosciutto, (oh, come on) and spices
Other things I wasn't here for because I was eating
Other Dinner
Ham
Mashed Potatoes
Devilled Eggs
Sweet Tea
Bean Salad
Fruit Salad
Red Velvet Cake
Then I came home and
Snacked
Spice tea
Mint Bars
Cheese Roll
Tomorrow I will wake up and eat
Breakfast
Toast
Fruit
Coffee
Spice Tea
Probably chocolate because I'll be too tired to know what I'm eating
I have to go to church tomorrow morning at 8:30 and my dad said it was a hot church with a crazy choir leader. Noooooo.
On with lists
I received to my great joy
An art deco ring made of sapphires and diamonds
A 1950's taffeta black dress with a red silk rosette and lace edging
Christian Dior leather woven stacked heel sandals
Braces
A 1.4 28-400mm zoom lens
A chocolate brown teacup American bulldog
I am lying because
That ring is fictional
That dress I might just have to sew myself
Dior shoes exist in Bazaar only and never on my feet
My jackal tooth is destined to stick out and torture me to strengthen my character
Those last two humans have yet to create.
The Truth Is
I got a $100 from Justin's grandmother that I plan on spending on Australian vintage
Seventy five Dillard dollars to spend on Dillard doo dads
A cute as crap brown jacket that is soft like your pillow you got yer head all layed on
This is Christmas Eve. I am an adult.
Azuree get your A over here and open your penguin stocking. Hoe.
Merry!
So. I read the journals of my clever friends Serenity and Meghan and Kim Khun (is that the right spelling? If it ain't, feel free to spell my name Cocks.) And the point is I liked them.
I don't like when people try to be too too clever. It gets contrived and I guess I'm guilty of that as well? K.
I tried to watch Napoleon with my dad, and he drooped his head and slept. He's had a long day. Listen. This is what we started with
Breakfast
Cheese and tomato eggs with salsa and sour cream
Avocado slices with salt and pepper
Cantaloupe
Bacon
Orange and Grapefruit Juice
Rye Bread Toast made by the Amish Jews
Dinner
Chickenbreast stuffed with fancy Italian cheese that is classy, prosciutto, (oh, come on) and spices
Other things I wasn't here for because I was eating
Other Dinner
Ham
Mashed Potatoes
Devilled Eggs
Sweet Tea
Bean Salad
Fruit Salad
Red Velvet Cake
Then I came home and
Snacked
Spice tea
Mint Bars
Cheese Roll
Tomorrow I will wake up and eat
Breakfast
Toast
Fruit
Coffee
Spice Tea
Probably chocolate because I'll be too tired to know what I'm eating
I have to go to church tomorrow morning at 8:30 and my dad said it was a hot church with a crazy choir leader. Noooooo.
On with lists
I received to my great joy
An art deco ring made of sapphires and diamonds
A 1950's taffeta black dress with a red silk rosette and lace edging
Christian Dior leather woven stacked heel sandals
Braces
A 1.4 28-400mm zoom lens
A chocolate brown teacup American bulldog
I am lying because
That ring is fictional
That dress I might just have to sew myself
Dior shoes exist in Bazaar only and never on my feet
My jackal tooth is destined to stick out and torture me to strengthen my character
Those last two humans have yet to create.
The Truth Is
I got a $100 from Justin's grandmother that I plan on spending on Australian vintage
Seventy five Dillard dollars to spend on Dillard doo dads
A cute as crap brown jacket that is soft like your pillow you got yer head all layed on
This is Christmas Eve. I am an adult.
Azuree get your A over here and open your penguin stocking. Hoe.