Oct 17, 2006 02:26
Friday or Saturday: dropped a pointy thing on my face (upper lip to be exact) thats used for scratching into plexiglas or copper plates for drypoint prints. somehow i found it really amusing, yet horrifying because how easily it could've fallen into my eye. It's a lot like a spike or something
sunday: stole a shopping cart so i could feasibly carry my groceries back to the dorm, having not done grocery shopping at least a month it was a lot. It is a fact that a guy walking down the street with arms full of groceries will get mugged or worse. a guy walking down the street with a shopping full of groceries who is singing and humming to himself, sometimes in another language will be left alone and people will actually get out of the way.
monday: managed to do test slot at the radio and not blow up the station(not sure how but if it did happen it would probably be me who caused it) or running into the lounge with my arms waving, screaming at Alyssa "I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I'M DOING!!!" also did it without anyone I know listening to it so no one could hear me make an ass of my self. my regular show will be on Thursdays from 8-9pm. Also when walking home from the MacLean building I found a strip of pointy thingys. I think its the stuff they put on buildings to keep pigeons off. Could be diseased, or not.
what does the future hold? agitated homeless? pigeons that literally crash into your head as you walk down the street? the born again guy with the mic in front of macy's saying something else thats crazy? Most likely, past utterances: "you can't get to heaven shacking up." "if you're not born again you're still smoking cigarettes"
until next time kids, HOLY SHIT IT'S A LION GET IN THE TRUCK!