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So if you read my other long post you might understand some of these photos more...
Second I get to the house, I pick FRESH FLORIDA ORANGES RIGHT IN THE BACKYARD!!
We headed off to the Clearwater Beach strip and saw some kick ass breakdancers on the streets
We went mini putting at this crazy cool safari themed place.
Ok next day, we went to Busch Gardens, but those are on Karines camera and she'll post em later.
So the day after BG we went to the TAMPA BAY AQUARIUM!!! TONS OF cool photos!
ALLIGATORS!
Otters!
Some stupid duck Karine thought was cool
TURTLES
STING RAY!
Sea Urchin (You'll see me holding a wild one of these when we get to the "deserted island" i talked about in my other post)
A BATFISH!!
AHahah this fish is called slippery dick
SEAHORSE
GROUPER ALMOST LONGER THAN KARINE AND DEFINATELY WEIGHS A LOT MORE! (You'll see me later eating a grouper burger)
Yay
Pretending im in the water...
Pretty cool aquarium. I think there was 2500 fish or 5000 in this huge tank, and this lady dives in with suba gear and starts telling us about some of the fish, and the coral and stuff. It's all 100% fake coral.
DRAGON HORSES!!! SO FUCKING COOL!!
JELLYFISH!! I NEVER SEEN EM BEFORE!!
squid in a seashell thing!
SEATURTLE!
Karine pretending to be a fish??
Um.. SORRY KARINE SHE WAS SO HOT AND SHES A MERMAID!!
THICK GLASS but underneath us is sharks and crazy fishes
Horned Owl
ALLIGATAHZ
Karine pretending to be a stingray
Me pretending to be a... praying mantis?
At the bridge sorta thing that goes from the beach, out towards the ocean (dont know what its called!) a huge dock thing..
Just us and the ocean
Karines loves the pelicans
I almost grabbed it but I got scared, and apparently they bite you if you touch them.
That's the view from the dock thing, when you look back towards the beach. THere's tons of peopel fishing off this thing.
By the marina there's tons of boats. Boat cruises/fishing boats/mini market boats that sell fish/speed boats/pirate dinner boats/and many more. Here was one of the fish market things.. this guy filets all the fish you want
It's practically heaven for the pelicans cause they get SO much food from all the fish scrounge.
This bird got a nice meal too!
The next day we drove out to Orlando. ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE BABY!
INCREDIBLE HULK!!
All these stores are themed to whatever part of the island you are on.
WOLVERINE!
Clearly Rogue, but it's the Storm ride. We didnt go on it, its just another spin real fast ride.
Spiderman, cyclops wolverine and Storm
SPIDERMAN RIDE KICKED FUCKING ASS!! Possibly best ride there
Crazy water ride we got soaked on
JURASSIC PARK LAND!
SAVAGEBEASTS EATING YUMMY TURKEY LEGS!!
Dueling dragons. You can go on fire or ice, we chose ice. Awesome ride!
This one wasn't too fun. You go in the tomb, and its like this guy acting out this thing with the gods and the trident is cursed or something. boring, cept the water and fire fight between the two gods.
Karines sis and mom going on the jurassic park flying ride.. Biggest waste of time.
Karine being a .. minisaur?
Dr Dooms Fear Fall = DropZone
AHaha it cost like 20-30 bucks for photos for this ride. I told the chick to show me it, took a photo of it with my camera, and ran.
Good bye ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE!! so much fun!
The Universal city walk, pretty much a huge party on the streets, tons of cool stores and restaurants.
Biggest hardrock cafe i ever seen.
I shouldnt have posted this.
Or this! Anyways thats the hotel room.
Back to universal for UNIVERSAL STUDIOS THIS TIME!!
Shrek 4d glasses. THIS RIDE RULED!!
Monsters Cafe = GROSS/dont waste your money here
AHaha this egyptian dude played his role so well. Chasing peopel scaring people, PULLING KARINES HAIR!
I think this was when we survived a pretty high level earthquake.
This truck got fucked in it.
Shit was bursting in flameS!
The train beside us got destroyed
Water was splashing all over the place!
But we survived, and went to go meet jaws.
HE ALMOST GOT KARINES SISTER!!
But we took him out and hung him!
FEAR FACTOR LIVE!! PRobably my fave part of universal studios!
Ok so I was so into it, I didnt even take photos of the first "physical challenge" ill explain it after this. This photo is one of the intermission tasks. This volunteer chick puts her head in the box, and they spin the wheel. It either lands on spider/snakes/scorpians/or screaming cockroaches. Whatever it was about to land on, the guy with the mic put it back to scorpians... Karines FAVOURITE THING IN THE WORLD. So he piled on 8 or 10 emperor scorpians. Harmless, but scary to some people.
Ok Ill explain the first challenge. Look at the top of the photo. See theres 6 handle bars? Well all 6 of the challengers hold on to them, than the floor collapses and the last one there wins. The first two who let go are out of the competition. The winner gets to choose a partner for the next challenge, and if they win, than its the winning team in the final. So the guy chose the weakest player as his partner, so he'd kick his ass in the final.
So the second physical challenge, one guy frm each team is on a bungee cord, partner is on the ground running back and forth collecting bean bags from a tank with electric eels. Throwing them at the partner on the bungee cord and he has to catch them in a bucket. Second part of this challenge is vice versa, person on the bungee cord has 6 dead octopus and throws them at partner on the ground and he has to catch em in buckets.. anyways this photo sucks.
Intermission again. Family challenge. Sour Milk/Random raw and deli meats off the floor of a meat factory/ROTTEN SEAFOOD and meal worms blended together, and they have 30 seconds to drink the 4 glasses. They were the pussiest family ever. Took about 2 licks each and said fuck it, cept the mom. She chugged about half her glass.
Ok 3rd and Final physical challenge. Both guys climb the ladder and as they do that they have to collect the 4 flags on the windows. Once they get to the top they have to collect the flag/carkey at the top of the fireman pole and slide down. Than go to the car and start the car. The car starts getting real high and once it gets to the top you go on the hood of the car and collect 4 more flags. Than go back into the car, take the rocket launcher and shoot the target in the middle of the stage. Yah my guy rocked the whole game! Dude from Ottawa got eliminated first.
When the guy shot the middle target it was SO loud and the fire was so intense it hurt my eyes. Than the whole Fear factor "fake" building falls, and the host is standign right where it lands, but it lands so he goes through the window. SO COOL!!
Karines fave part hahaha Candy Making!! Before I explain any more, the guy with the hat on started sweating so much while making it, he started DRIPPING SWEAT INTO THE CANDY! It was pretty fuckin gross. Anyways the piece we got at the end wasn't even close to where he sweat on. Oh yah and ther emaking Watermelon candies.
They pour the hot syrup, 300 degrees hot i think.
Add food coloring. (green and black for watermelon skin and seeds)
Wow.. someones excited.. =oP (added red for the watermelon meat)
Sliced off the green part to start kneeding it like dough sorta.
Slice off the yellow to kneed , which eventually becomes white for the watermeln part between the skin and meat.
You use this hook to mix it more.
After kneeding it all, you roll up the black and red and stretch it/cut/stretch/cut X 8 times. Put em all together and roll it into a tube sorta. So you get tons of little black seeds in the end process. Coolest part of the whole thing.
Rolling the meaty part to the white part, than eventually to the green.
Stretches that ridiculously fat huge tube into long strips of tubes, and cuts em iwth this metal thing. Than once those long thin tubes have cooled down she chops em up REAL quick into tiny little pieces. like 6 pieces per second its nuts.
Karines happy with her candy.
TWISTER! This rides cool! You learn about how the movie was made and get to experience being beside the special effects/twister.
Electrocution!
I LOVE LUCY and Marilyn Monroe
This asshole sliced Karines head off... fucker!! Ahaha we went to this horror make up studio show and they showed us a bunch of stuff.
Zorro and his bitch
HOLLYWOOD ANIMAL STARS!!! This husky was so smart.
THIS CHIMP IS INT HAT MOVIE I FORGOT! ANYWAYS HES SO CUTE AND SMART!!
He got shy and put on this hat!
Than turned it aroudn and probably thought we couldnt see him but he could see us.
Beautiful lights across frm the city walk
Universal ball
Typhoon Lagoon was cancelled and we went to this mall for a bit. Haagen-Dazs = fave ice cream/always dreamed of a haagen dazs ice cream place. Never seen one till now!
CANT RESIST!!
MINE!!
So delicious..
this part was hilarious... we bought these "stone crab" claws, We boil em, than about to eat em. We had scissors prepared cause thats what we usually use for Alaskan King crab. We instantly realize that these things are fucking ROCK HARD. So we take her aunt's nut cracker and we're eatin'em.
I get to the 4th one and BANG snap. THe metal nut cracker couldnt handle the crab claw and broke. It was so fucking funny at the time maybe were just crazy but we couldnt stop laughing and everyone was sleeping.
We were kinda pissed cause we couldnt really eat the rest unless we like.. took em outside and smashed em on the cement.. like if you use your teeth, they'd break thats how hard these crabs are. Their not even that good. Anyways we found pliers and that other thing. Pliers actually worked but I gave up after one it just shattered the shell.
Next day back at the clearwater strip. Grabbin a bite before I take Karine ON THE CRUISE!! Some of the best clamchowder soup EVER
GROUPER SANDWICH (That HUGE fish you saw bigger than karine earlier)
Gay hello kitty sandals. Hahaha
Pelican scaring Karine
Me and my badass sandals.
Pelicans
It was mating season for them. Look at that pimpin hoe surrounded by all those males (the ones with the yellow on there head)
AHahaha the GINORMOUS DOLPHIN WATCH BOAT CRUISE!
Hulk Hogans house.
Some other celebrity who cares, nice house tho..
SO WINDY!!
It's REALLY hard to take photos of these dolphins with my slow camera. So here's some photos, I took maybe one or two decent ones. There quick fucks.
The "deserted island" part of the "cruise"
That one tree you see on its side, got ripped out of the sand by hurricane D______ something.
SEA URCHING!! kinda like the one back at the aquarium!! Cept wild!
Karine looking for seashells!
Tryign to get a photo of us on that cool tree, but im too slow
Better still sucks tho
This chick from the "Cruise" took one for me and I took one for her
headin back to the strip
I left later that night.... waiting in the greyhound station for the 7o clock bus (Saturday).
We we're both so upset.. Goodbyes are NEVER fun! And that asshole across the street was playing "BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE" on acoustic, it added to the sad theme hahaha.
The last time I saw my girl ='O(
AHAHA if you ever drove to florida and looked at signs, you'll know what this photos talkin about.. you see probably over 50 of these getting there, and 50 getting back. for this CRAZY MEXICAN RESTAURANT that has rides/a fun gym/arcades/ I think a pool/ and its fuckign ridiculous. Like Casa Bonita(south park)
Woo hoo I finally get to NEw York at 5 am on Monday!! And I realise my bus to Montreal doesnt come till 8:30AM! So I walked on the streets in my hoodie, it wasn't that cold. But I went to go get some NYC PIZZA cause its the best shit ever!! Checked out some shops and than got me a NYC deli sub for the ride/breakfast (Best deli sandwichesEVER/IM FAT!)
7 O clock am and back at Port Authority. Waiting for my DS to charge, and im tired as shit but scared of passing otu since my bus came soon. This pigeon in the bus station kept me entertained. and I fed it a bit.
That's the end of my trip! Karine has more photos! and that took me over 2 hours to upload/post/write so I hope you enjoyed em!