I-I-I I just. How can you eat it? Or maybe, you can't bring yourself to and buy a solid silver ANUS for that someone special? Huh? No? B-but, why??
THE INCREDIBLE EDIBLE ANUS,
Made by Britian's finest. Click above for more detail or if- if- if you actually want to buy the thing. The horrid, horrid thing.
Personally, if my lov- anyone buys that for me. Well. Ahem. I'd check them into a mental institute because... that is just, well. You can clearly see it.